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Previously on "Caption competition (29 Apr 2010)"

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    For gods sake, someone help me find my water.
    Oooh

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  • vetran
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    Put the cuff's on its a fair cop. (I wish)

    This is the pile of cash I have been promised by the PFI suppliers crisp one pound notes.

    This was how I held Bush's butt before I kissed it, Obama wasn't interested strangely enough.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post

    "God spoke to me a moment ago and told me that all the answers to the world’s problems can be found in this box. It’s a special box that only I can see with my super powers ........"

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Taste my junk biatch, you know you want it
    LOL!!

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Taste my junk biatch, you know you want it

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Not like that..........like that........Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
    One only hopes he goes to Scunthorpe...

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post

    Not like that..........like that........Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

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  • original PM
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    and that was just the size of the helmut

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    She wouldn't accept an apology until I'd fondled her breasts, but I didn't look.
    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    For gods sake, someone help me find my water.

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  • TimberWolf
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    I notice a common theme in your caption competitions AtW.

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  • TimberWolf
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    For gods sake, someone help me find my water.

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  • Paddy
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    [QUOTE=AtW;1132767] QUOTE]

    ..you should have seen Angela Merkel's bum...

    http://hiphoprepublican.com/uploaded.../gm-747679.jpg (maybe NSFW)

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  • NotAllThere
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    And then I held her head underwater until she agreed to accept my apology.

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  • original PM
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    only a medium sized gaff -- about ooh this big.

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  • threaded
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    She wouldn't accept an apology until I'd fondled her breasts, but I didn't look.

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