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  • xux42
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Betty R - never did it for me!

    WIIIIILLLLMAAAAAAAAAAA F - never did it for me!


    Is that MP - 5'1" or CM - 5'4"

    I am not sure you should be calling them dumpy!
    Possibly the funniest Red Dwarf exchange not involving Kryten:

    Lister: D'ya think Wilma's sexy?
    Cat: Wilma Flintstone?
    Lister: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I see that body, it drives me crazy. Is it me?
    Cat: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman that ever lived.
    Lister: That's good. I thought I was going strange.
    Cat: She's incredible!
    Lister: What d'ya think of Betty?
    Cat: Betty Rubble? Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be thinking of Wilma.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post
    Barney Rubble's missus was always a bit of a hotty ...
    Betty R - never did it for me!
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    But you'd be thinking of Wilma....
    WIIIIILLLLMAAAAAAAAAAA F - never did it for me!
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Not necessarily, maybe he likes small, dumpy but cute lasses...
    Is that MP - 5'1" or CM - 5'4"

    I am not sure you should be calling them dumpy!

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  • Sysman
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    However rather than take the money, the outfit sells on the credit card details, said Mr Ferguson.
    Oh What a surprise!

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    But you'd be thinking of Wilma....
    Not necessarily, maybe he likes small, dumpy but cute lasses...

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post
    Barney Rubble's missus was always a bit of a hotty ...
    But you'd be thinking of Wilma....

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  • Jeebo72
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    How do people find cartoons sexually exciting? Wierd.
    Barney Rubble's missus was always a bit of a hotty ...

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  • xoggoth
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    How do people find cartoons sexually exciting? Wierd.

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  • original PM
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    Although as the article says if you want software download it from a reputable site - if you have to pay for it then so be it.

    So surpisingly enough there is a possible virus risk in downloading illegal copies of Japanese Hentai - this is probably not new news!

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  • threaded
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    Oh, I have a client who'd be interested in that. Thanks for bringing it to my attention, owe you a beer for it.

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  • Porn virus publishes web history of victims on the net



    Linky

    Nasty virus, publishes your details and surfing history on the web!!!
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