Reply to: Hair found in takeaway curry

[Durbs]

Do I get my brown wings if I go "down that path"?

Now there's an expression i've not heard in a fair while!

Many moons ago we used to work with a lad who hadn't ever earned his wings. This was for some reason a big annoyance to him that his current good lady wouldn't oblige and he'd admitted this once in the pub so we used to occasionally reel off a Star Wars style role call:

"Wing Commander Jones standing by"
"Wing Commander Smith standing by"
"Wing Commander Durbs standing by"
etc
"Cadet Parker......?"

He would normally reply to his call with "**** off you big bunch of c *nts"

[fckvwls]

Thanks for recipe Coco. I bet you and the wife love nothing more than dipping your crusty naan into a bowl of steaming hot jalfrezi nectar.

Do I get my brown wings if I go "down that path"?

[Jog On]

Oh no - I'm about to order one as well..

[d000hg]

Careful what you allege. The at the end was to show that I was having a joke at SY's expense.

Use words if you want to be understood then!

[Zippy]

Hair is nothing. I found a deep-fried cockroach once...

My mum found one in her coffee after eating a three course meal. Cue the sudden departure of said three course meal

[MarillionFan]

I only ever ordered take away curry once and never again. Just by smelling the curry I could figure out that the ingredients have been sloshing around for days on end. Quite what goes on in these take away shops I do not know but I can tell ya they do not throw away stuff past the end date.

Make your own curry, its not that difficult and time consuming. Its not so bad finding a curry of your missus in your curry, but to find the curry of a stranger who hasnt washed for days is something else

Thanks for recipe Coco. I bet you and the wife love nothing more than dipping your crusty naan into a bowl of steaming hot jalfrezi nectar.

[fullyautomatix]

Cyberman Alert - or just another low-level racist?

Careful what you allege. The at the end was to show that I was having a joke at SY's expense.

Some people.

[d000hg]

but to find the curry of a stranger who hasnt washed for days is something else

Cyberman Alert - or just another low-level racist?

[fullyautomatix]

I only ever ordered take away curry once and never again. Just by smelling the curry I could figure out that the ingredients have been sloshing around for days on end. Quite what goes on in these take away shops I do not know but I can tell ya they do not throw away stuff past the end date.

Make your own curry, its not that difficult and time consuming. Its not so bad finding a curry of your missus in your curry, but to find the curry of a stranger who hasnt washed for days is something else

[lightng]

I always liked the term arse spider. Anal hair as the legs, partially decomposed toilet paper as the body. I'd be slightly disturbed if I found one of those in my curry.

[VectraMan]

Was it rabbit curry?

[MarillionFan]

Hair is nothing. I found a deep-fried cockroach once...

Well that's nothing. I've actually ordered deep fried cockroaches in Thailand as well as meal worms. Quite nice actually

[malvolio]

Hair is nothing. I found a deep-fried cockroach once...

[ChimpMaster]

I never know why people get so freaked by this. A hair is fairly innocuous really, as long as it's a cranial hair.

ahem

[kaiser78]

Exact same thing happened to me last year - phone up and complained - got a free take away of my choice next time round for myself and Mrs K78.

Now that got me thinking...