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NotAllThere replied

26 March 2010, 17:32
Could be worse. Could be sandstone.
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MaryPoppins replied

26 March 2010, 16:09
Originally posted by zeitghost

Considering the size of the one she's holding, I'm not surprised.

Me neither, and who knows what else she's hiding under her erm, bushel.
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northernladuk replied

26 March 2010, 16:05
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Dina sure looks happy.

That looks more like one too many face lifts to me. I think she would look like that if you poked her in the eye tbh
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MaryPoppins replied

26 March 2010, 16:02
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Still making them out of stone and wood over 'ere...

Dina sure looks happy.
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TykeMerc replied

26 March 2010, 16:01
Originally posted by administrator View Post

What a load of old cock.

Oh dear...
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darmstadt replied

26 March 2010, 16:00
Still making them out of stone and wood over 'ere...
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Platypus replied

26 March 2010, 15:18
Originally posted by administrator View Post

What a load of old cock.
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administrator replied

26 March 2010, 14:36
What a load of old cock.
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doodab replied

26 March 2010, 13:50
Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post

Antique ones too!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-for-3600.html

The wooden phalluses - one measuring 10 inches and the other 11 inches - were bought by an anonymous bidder at an auction in Brentwood, Essex.

Staff at Brentwood Antiques Auction described the sex toys as ''extraordinary and exceptionally rare'' and said they were probably French and dated back to the late 1700s.

Is that 10 inches including little wooden nutsack?

Surely the risk of splinters would have made these rather dangerous.
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stingman123 replied

26 March 2010, 12:59
Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post

Antique ones too!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-for-3600.html

The wooden phalluses - one measuring 10 inches and the other 11 inches - were bought by an anonymous bidder at an auction in Brentwood, Essex.

Staff at Brentwood Antiques Auction described the sex toys as ''extraordinary and exceptionally rare'' and said they were probably French and dated back to the late 1700s.

Admit it, you are after an Easter banning.......
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Drewster replied

26 March 2010, 12:53
"auctioneer Wendy Wood" - It just had to be!
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Mich the Tester replied

26 March 2010, 12:48
I wonder if the wood was dark brown when they were new?
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snaw replied

26 March 2010, 12:48
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Yeah... they were smaller in those days weren't they?

Actually lol.
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Drewster replied

26 March 2010, 12:46
Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post

Antique ones too!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-for-3600.html

The wooden phalluses - one measuring 10 inches and the other 11 inches - were bought by an anonymous bidder at an auction in Brentwood, Essex.

Staff at Brentwood Antiques Auction described the sex toys as ''extraordinary and exceptionally rare'' and said they were probably French and dated back to the late 1700s.

Yeah... they were smaller in those days weren't they?
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BolshieBastard started a topic Sex toys!

26 March 2010, 12:45
Sex toys!

Antique ones too!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-for-3600.html

The wooden phalluses - one measuring 10 inches and the other 11 inches - were bought by an anonymous bidder at an auction in Brentwood, Essex.

Staff at Brentwood Antiques Auction described the sex toys as ''extraordinary and exceptionally rare'' and said they were probably French and dated back to the late 1700s.
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