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    #1

    Sex toys!

    Antique ones too!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-for-3600.html

    The wooden phalluses - one measuring 10 inches and the other 11 inches - were bought by an anonymous bidder at an auction in Brentwood, Essex.

    Staff at Brentwood Antiques Auction described the sex toys as ''extraordinary and exceptionally rare'' and said they were probably French and dated back to the late 1700s.
    I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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    #2
    Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
    Antique ones too!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-for-3600.html

    The wooden phalluses - one measuring 10 inches and the other 11 inches - were bought by an anonymous bidder at an auction in Brentwood, Essex.

    Staff at Brentwood Antiques Auction described the sex toys as ''extraordinary and exceptionally rare'' and said they were probably French and dated back to the late 1700s.
    Yeah... they were smaller in those days weren't they?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Drewster View Post
      Yeah... they were smaller in those days weren't they?
      Actually lol.
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

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        #4
        I wonder if the wood was dark brown when they were new?
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          "auctioneer Wendy Wood" - It just had to be!

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            #6
            Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
            Antique ones too!

            http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-for-3600.html

            The wooden phalluses - one measuring 10 inches and the other 11 inches - were bought by an anonymous bidder at an auction in Brentwood, Essex.

            Staff at Brentwood Antiques Auction described the sex toys as ''extraordinary and exceptionally rare'' and said they were probably French and dated back to the late 1700s.
            Admit it, you are after an Easter banning.......
            Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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              #7
              Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
              Antique ones too!

              http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...-for-3600.html

              The wooden phalluses - one measuring 10 inches and the other 11 inches - were bought by an anonymous bidder at an auction in Brentwood, Essex.

              Staff at Brentwood Antiques Auction described the sex toys as ''extraordinary and exceptionally rare'' and said they were probably French and dated back to the late 1700s.
              Is that 10 inches including little wooden nutsack?

              Surely the risk of splinters would have made these rather dangerous.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #8
                What a load of old cock.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by administrator View Post
                  What a load of old cock.

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                    #10
                    Still making them out of stone and wood over 'ere...
                    “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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