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Previously on "The Battle for the soul of General"

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Does it remain a place of KERPOW! and BIFF! BASH! BOSH!

    or

    should we drink tea with our pinky sticking out and eat cucumber sandwiches ?
    No. We need two new forums. One named "Fluffy Bunnies", the other named "Who are you looking at, pal?".

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  • shaunbhoy
    replied
    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Have they??
    Take a wild guess!!

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Dream on sg. You being given mod status is about as likely as Sooty and Sweep being asked to organize this year's Trooping of the Colour.
    Have they??

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Now that I've turned it down.
    Dream on sg. You being given mod status is about as likely as Sooty and Sweep being asked to organize this year's Trooping of the Colour.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Sorry chaps but you're all showing your age - when was the last time Mystic Meg was around??

    You wouldn't kick the walking stick from under an OAP, would you???

    Feel free with this one though....

    hey cojak, you going to be mod?
    Now that I've turned it down.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Sorry chaps but you're all showing your age - when was the last time Mystic Meg was around??

    You wouldn't kick the walking stick from under an OAP, would you???

    Feel free with this one though....
    She still "writes" in the NoTW, IIRC.

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  • cojak
    replied
    Sorry chaps but you're all showing your age - when was the last time Mystic Meg was around??

    You wouldn't kick the walking stick from under an OAP, would you???

    Feel free with this one though....

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  • DaveB
    replied
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    For her - it's available free of charge
    Are you saying you'd do her for free?

    Does Churchy know?

    Does he have a camera?

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Yep, this self satisfied little quack could do with a good belting.

    I wouldn't hit a woman though, so we'll have to rely on CM's paddle.
    For her - it's available free of charge - silly mare!!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Is there not some kind of happy medium that we could strike?
    Yep, this self satisfied little quack could do with a good belting.

    I wouldn't hit a woman though, so we'll have to rely on CM's paddle.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Derek Acorah?

    I'd happily strike him...
    He seems like a miserable medium to me ...

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  • Moscow Mule
    replied
    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Is there not some kind of happy medium that we could strike?
    Derek Acorah?

    I'd happily strike him...

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  • TheFaQQer
    replied
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Does it remain a place of KERPOW! and BIFF! BASH! BOSH!

    or

    should we drink tea with our pinky sticking out and eat cucumber sandwiches ?
    Is there not some kind of happy medium that we could strike?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
    Why are you soooo mean to me?
    Oh I dunno, is it coz you is a bit of a twunt?

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  • BlackenedBiker
    replied
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    What the imbecile said.

    Why are you soooo mean to me? When all I have is respect for every aspect of your fragmented personality.

    Come on Walter where is the love????


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