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WTF did this thread get resurrected? Funny that it did though because I had an unpleasant pilatory experience this afternoon. I ventured into Swindon looking for a haircut and chanced upon an establishment with the caption "Continental Hairdresser" above the window. So, thinking it was an Italian barber, I went in and, once I got to the point of no return, I realised to my horror that it was an Indian barber. So, I told him what I wanted and I ended up with that one cut that Indian barbers always do. Not a million miles away from a basin cut in other words .
I like using shaving oil. I do not have a hairy body except in the obvious area and it is that area which I like to be silky smooth just in case I get lucky on a Friday night. It gives a smooth result however last time I used oil I but some extra on when I finished shaving. The sensation was stimulating and sent a tingle through my body. I lay back on the bed and gently massaged the sensitive bumps and crevices. Gently rhythmically rubbing; rubbing until my nipples were erect; rubbing more and more so the ecstasy of my burning desire to finish and have a cup of tea. You really are a homosexual if you are a male poster getting aroused by this!
I like using shaving oil. I do not have a hairy body except in the obvious area and it is that area which I like to be silky smooth just in case I get lucky on a Friday night. It gives a smooth result however last time I used oil I but some extra on when I finished shaving. The sensation was stimulating and sent a tingle through my body. I lay back on the bed and gently massaged the sensitive bumps and crevices. Gently rhythmically rubbing; rubbing until my nipples were erect; rubbing more and more so the ecstasy of my burning desire to finish and have a cup of tea. You really are a pervert if you read this far!
I like using shaving oil. I do not have a hairy body except in the obvious area and it is that area which I like to be silky smooth just in case I get lucky on a Friday night. It gives a smooth result however last time I used oil I but some extra on when I finished shaving. The sensation was stimulating and sent a tingle through my body. I lay back on the bed and gently massaged the sensitive bumps and crevices. Gently rhythmically rubbing; rubbing until my nipples were erect; rubbing more and more so the ecstasy of my burning desire to finish and have a cup of tea. You really are a pervert if you read this far!
I like using shaving oil. I do not have a hairy body except in the obvious area and it is that area which I like to be silky smooth just in case I get lucky on a Friday night. It gives a smooth result however last time I used oil I but some extra on when I finished shaving. The sensation was stimulating and sent a tingle through my body. I lay back on the bed and gently massaged the sensitive bumps and crevices. Gently rhythmically rubbing; rubbing until my nipples were erect; rubbing more and more so the ecstasy of my burning desire to finish and have a cup of tea. You really are a pervert if you read this far!
Every morning I knap a fresh piece of flint, slit the throat of the nearest item of wildlife (which then forms 'breakfeast') and shave using the critters blood.
Real men use bars of soap. Real, real men skip on the soap.
Every morning I knap a fresh piece of flint, slit the throat of the nearest item of wildlife (which then forms 'breakfeast') and shave using the critters blood.
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