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Your order has been shipped
Another FedEx with a Dell Laptop coming your way, that you mysteriously didn't order, and in fact have no knowledge about.
I've got a fleet of about 40 FedEx Trucks queuing up the road now, all wanting to deliver my special laptop from a nice chap on the internet who said I was due one.
I'm rapidly running out of tea bags, and having to do 24 hr vigils to keep them fed and watered.
I'm not sure what to do with the first 3 arrivals last year, who appear to be sitting in their cabs being eaten alive by maggots.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostA heated fleshlight then.
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI got my fix today when the cat litter arrived
Do you buy posh stuff or something?
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostNo. Does it work?
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostIt's some plastic with electronics inside designed to give me hours of pleasure whilst I'm away from home.
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI LOVE those words as an email subject.
I get a tingle of excitement at the prospect of some new fangled gadgetry coming my way.
If only I'd paid the extra few quid for express shipping I could be tearing open cardboard tomorrow instead of the weekend. Damn my tightfistedness.
tracking number: tbc - that's just too cruel.
and yes, I am this shallow. My life is an mindless journey of unfulfilled daydreams
Is it just me?
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI LOVE those words as an email subject.
I get a tingle of excitement at the prospect of some new fangled gadgetry coming my way.
If only I'd paid the extra few quid for express shipping I could be tearing open cardboard tomorrow instead of the weekend. Damn my tightfistedness.
tracking number: tbc - that's just too cruel.
and yes, I am this shallow. My life is an mindless journey of unfulfilled daydreams
Is it just me?
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAre you smoking the stuff?
include me in that group, my Slingbox has been delivered AND 3 Mr Men books (Mr Tall, Mr Nosey and Mr Bounce) have been delivered today, ok they're a birthday present for my cousin but I still get excited and of course I'll have to read them when I get back at the weekend "just to make sure" they're not damaged.
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI got my fix today when the cat litter arrived
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