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    #11
    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    No. Does it work?
    Not for snorting - it clogs the straw up.
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      #12
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      I got my fix today when the cat litter arrived


      Do you buy posh stuff or something?
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #13
        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        A heated fleshlight then.
        I hope that has a thermostatic safety cut-off
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #14
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          It's some plastic with electronics inside designed to give me hours of pleasure whilst I'm away from home.
          a slingbox?
          The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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            #15
            Your order has been shipped
            Aha, you too eh ?

            Another FedEx with a Dell Laptop coming your way, that you mysteriously didn't order, and in fact have no knowledge about.

            I've got a fleet of about 40 FedEx Trucks queuing up the road now, all wanting to deliver my special laptop from a nice chap on the internet who said I was due one.

            I'm rapidly running out of tea bags, and having to do 24 hr vigils to keep them fed and watered.

            I'm not sure what to do with the first 3 arrivals last year, who appear to be sitting in their cabs being eaten alive by maggots.
            Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

            C.S. Lewis

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              #16
              Originally posted by chef View Post
              a slingbox?
              Nah, just some new headphones.

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                #17
                My lastest shopping trip is no where near as intresting
                Growing old is mandatory
                Growing up is optional

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
                  My lastest shopping trip is no where near as intresting
                  Depends on whether it's to prop up the Special Furniture.

                  Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                  C.S. Lewis

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