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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI got my fix today when the cat litter arrived



Do you buy posh stuff or something?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I hope that has a thermostatic safety cut-offOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostA heated fleshlight then.
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a slingbox?Originally posted by Pondlife View PostIt's some plastic with electronics inside designed to give me hours of pleasure whilst I'm away from home.
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Aha, you too eh ?Your order has been shipped
Another FedEx with a Dell Laptop coming your way, that you mysteriously didn't order, and in fact have no knowledge about.
I've got a fleet of about 40 FedEx Trucks queuing up the road now, all wanting to deliver my special laptop from a nice chap on the internet who said I was due one.
I'm rapidly running out of tea bags, and having to do 24 hr vigils to keep them fed and watered.
I'm not sure what to do with the first 3 arrivals last year, who appear to be sitting in their cabs being eaten alive by maggots.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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My lastest shopping trip is no where near as intresting
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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