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Previously on "Ladies, your advice please"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    FTFY
    Not got one!

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I might get sunburn on my willy!
    Sun block FTW & no it's not applied orally

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I might get sunburn on my bald spot!
    FTFY

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    Well at our wedding I was wearing a black & red goth gown, fur lined full cloak, new rocks & mini top hat. BGG was wearing silver leather coat, body armour, rubber trousers, new rocks & a forage cap with an aquilla on it.

    Needless to say the photos are a bit differant.

    All I can say is wear what you want to
    I might get sunburn on my willy!

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  • Halo Jones
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    Well at our wedding I was wearing a black & red goth gown, fur lined full cloak, new rocks & mini top hat. BGG was wearing silver leather coat, body armour, rubber trousers, new rocks & a forage cap with an aquilla on it.

    Needless to say the photos are a bit differant.

    All I can say is wear what you want to

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  • DaveB
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    For an alternative "Romantic" music selection you could go for a bit of HIM.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    she still wears black eyeliner, peroxide spikey hair, black leather jackets, 18 hole DMs and skull and crossbones earrings. .
    Reminds me of a viz cartoon.

    http://semiskimmed.net/pix/viz_millietant.gif

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    He's right you know... you just have a walk on part in this production... whatever she wants, just do it... your life will be sooooo much easier!!
    I agree...

    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    See what you mean and having had the big white wedding once (which my Da still hasn't quit bitching about) next time, we know we just want a fliping big party and stuff.

    But I'm dead old fashioned - I would like to be married before the babies arrive..
    FTFY!

    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    You're one of them posh birds aren't you?


    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Just a guilt ridden Catholic!!
    Convent educated girls are great!

    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Well - suits me that I only have a forwarding address for him, he can't balls it up for me... takes ages though and to be honest I know a priest who would be happy to give us a blessing (on the sly) so I'm not too fussed. I'd feel happier in myself though, knowing it was all ok...
    I think your Da is hoping he'll turn up...

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  • Boudica
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    I'm thinking you should have some brocade trousers made, kind of straight leg skinny, buttons on the outside of the bottom of the legs. Wear them with boots and a frilly white shirt. It's a bit goth, a bit bohemian and will compliment Mrs Tester....

    I'm rubbish at this linky stuff....

    http://www.voguefabricsstore.com/sto...ic-p-4554.html

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Lady Tester can whinge just like any other girl, but I really can’t imagine this. She’s 40 next week, a senior manager in a large healthcare charity, has been asked by the Dutch liberals to stand for election to the town council and she still wears black eyeliner, peroxide spikey hair, black leather jackets, 18 hole DMs and skull and crossbones earrings. She is the most irresponsible looking highly responsible person you could care to meet.
    Can I join her gang?

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    bit late for me, I don't have any contact with the ex and he's now remarried, so the paperwork from the high court will have to do ( no matter how much me ma wants an annulment)
    Well - suits me that I only have a forwarding address for him, he can't balls it up for me... takes ages though and to be honest I know a priest who would be happy to give us a blessing (on the sly) so I'm not too fussed. I'd feel happier in myself though, knowing it was all ok...

    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Henry VIII managed it.
    Hmmmnn but I don't fancy losing me 'ead, ta!

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Henry VIII managed it.
    Even after vatican II, it is still a pain in the proverbial

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    I know... and I don't mind telling you getting the marriage annulled is a long and painful process - worse than the bloody divorce!!
    Henry VIII managed it.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    I know... and I don't mind telling you getting the marriage annulled is a long and painful process - worse than the bloody divorce!!
    bit late for me, I don't have any contact with the ex and he's now remarried, so the paperwork from the high court will have to do ( no matter how much me ma wants an annulment)

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  • Not So Wise
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    Feeling lazy so cannot be assed to read whole thing so no idea if someone said this before, but if bride is wearing black makes sense for groom to wear white (in your case white tux with "extras")

    Nod towards the traditional but with enough "differences" to make it your own

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