Ladies, your advice please

[Zippy]

...
Rinse and repeat until death you do part.

I fear you have misjudged me, Sir

[norrahe]

I'm with you there

Nowt wrong with a p-up though ...

Easy don't bother with the wedding outfits or hiring a venue and for the amount you would spend on them you can have a p!ss up every year and invite the people you want as opposed to all these relatives you haven't seen in 20 years.

[Zippy]

See what you mean and having had the big white wedding once (which my Da still hasn't quit bitching about) next time, we know we just want a fliping big party and stuff.

But I'm dead old fashioned - I would like to be married before babies..

You're one of them posh birds aren't you?

[cailin maith]

You're one of them posh birds aren't you?

Just a guilt ridden Catholic!!

[Mich the Tester]

I pity him. He's doomed.

"What were you thinking of? You knew my mother was going to wear green. And that hat, I mean, really. What do you think this is? And what was that waistcoat all about? You're not at Eton now you know. And as for those trousers, ugh! I don't know why I trusted you, I really don't. I mean I thought you had some taste but you seemed to think this was some kind of joke. Well, did you? Because my father didn't find it funny, oh no. My friends were there, you know. I suppose that was it, wasn't it, showing off in front of your friends? I knew I was right when I said they shouldn't come but, no, you had to have a couple of your friends with you, didn't you? I suppose they put you up to this, didn't they? Well, don't go thinking you'll be seeing much of them now we're married. I've had quite enough of them thankyouverymuch. Now get back in that kitchen and don't come out until its properly clean in there. Top hat and tails indeed like some chav peasant stock, I really don't know what I was thinking of letting you make a decision for yourself, I really don't. Well I won't be making that mistake again I can assure you you, oh no. From now on things are going to be different and they're going to be done properly and we'll start with those stupid clothes you wear. I mean, who your age wears jeans... etc."

Rinse and repeat until death you do part.

Lady Tester can whinge just like any other girl, but I really can’t imagine this. She’s 40 next week, a senior manager in a large healthcare charity, has been asked by the Dutch liberals to stand for election to the town council and she still wears black eyeliner, peroxide spikey hair, black leather jackets, 18 hole DMs and skull and crossbones earrings. She is the most irresponsible looking highly responsible person you could care to meet.

[norrahe]

Just a guilt ridden Catholic!!

Well if you're already legally divorced, according to the good old catholic church (if you married in one) and if you haven't had an annulment, then you're still married in the eyes of the church, so you don't have to worry about another wedding

[cailin maith]

Well if you're already legally divorced, according to the good old catholic church (if you married in one) and if you haven't had an annulment, then you're still married in the eyes of the church, so you don't have to worry about another wedding

I know... and I don't mind telling you getting the marriage annulled is a long and painful process - worse than the bloody divorce!!

[Not So Wise]

Feeling lazy so cannot be assed to read whole thing so no idea if someone said this before, but if bride is wearing black makes sense for groom to wear white (in your case white tux with "extras")

Nod towards the traditional but with enough "differences" to make it your own

[norrahe]

I know... and I don't mind telling you getting the marriage annulled is a long and painful process - worse than the bloody divorce!!

bit late for me, I don't have any contact with the ex and he's now remarried, so the paperwork from the high court will have to do ( no matter how much me ma wants an annulment)

[Mich the Tester]

I know... and I don't mind telling you getting the marriage annulled is a long and painful process - worse than the bloody divorce!!

Henry VIII managed it.