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norrahe replied

7 January 2010, 19:16
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Follow the footprint, find out where he has decamped to and give them the cans. Tell them he left in a hurry and forgot to pack them

Probably left cos he didn't like the cat food
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Troll replied

7 January 2010, 19:13
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Blimey.......cheers zeity. Never thought it would be so effective. Tiddles must have thought it was one of those blue energy drinks. He hasn't stopped running around for the last 10 minutes. Oh.......wait a minute.......yes he has!

Effective on humans as well...acute renal failure
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DaveB replied

7 January 2010, 17:00
Originally posted by Diver View Post

I don't really shoot them!!!!

Beggars are too fast, I use poison

cat was gone this morning, just a trail of footprints in the snow, and now I'm stuck with 2 tins of cat food!

Follow the footprint, find out where he has decamped to and give them the cans. Tell them he left in a hurry and forgot to pack them
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shaunbhoy replied

7 January 2010, 16:51
Originally posted by zeitghost

Antifreeze is allegedly good. Coz it's sweet.

Blimey.......cheers zeity. Never thought it would be so effective. Tiddles must have thought it was one of those blue energy drinks. He hasn't stopped running around for the last 10 minutes. Oh.......wait a minute.......yes he has!
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norrahe replied

7 January 2010, 16:51
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

yep. But remember to eat them straight away because they wont keep

Doesn't the antifreeze make it taste funny
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EternalOptimist replied

7 January 2010, 16:49
Originally posted by zeitghost

Antifreeze is allegedly good. Coz it's sweet.

yep. But remember to eat them straight away because they wont keep
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norrahe replied

7 January 2010, 16:45
Originally posted by zeitghost

Antifreeze is allegedly good. Coz it's sweet.
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Diver replied

7 January 2010, 16:26
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

I'd think twice about being nice to him, he's only feeding it, so he can take pot shots at it

I don't really shoot them!!!!

Beggars are too fast, I use poison

cat was gone this morning, just a trail of footprints in the snow, and now I'm stuck with 2 tins of cat food!
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norrahe replied

7 January 2010, 15:25
Originally posted by cojak View Post

WPogleS

I'd think twice about being nice to him, he's only feeding it, so he can take pot shots at it
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Sysman replied

7 January 2010, 15:09
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

You don't have peacocks then?

No.

Thank God.

I had a narrow escape when a house purchase fell through
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Platypus replied

7 January 2010, 14:55
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

You don't have peacocks then?

Is that short hand for a pea sized cock ?
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Pogle replied

7 January 2010, 14:50
Originally posted by Sysman View Post

Plus birds don't normally screech and wail from midnight to 3 am.

You don't have peacocks then?
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cojak replied

7 January 2010, 14:48
Originally posted by Diver View Post

There was a cat under the conifers in the garden all day yesterday, I watched it make several attempts to cross the deep snow, give up and return to the conifers.

I can't stand cats.

I walked to the shop and bought 3 tins of cat food and fed it last night

WPogleS
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norrahe replied

7 January 2010, 14:34
Originally posted by zeitghost

Who wants to live forever?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYOE_b4aYD0

I loved that film, a Belgian playing a Scotsman and a Scotsman playing an Egyptian/Spaniard, hmmm

Still good film.
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EternalOptimist replied

7 January 2010, 13:06
Originally posted by Sysman View Post

Plus birds don't normally screech and wail from midnight to 3 am.

you need to improve your technique
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