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[Platypus]

You don't have peacocks then?

Is that short hand for a pea sized cock ?

[Sysman]

You don't have peacocks then?

No.

Thank God.

I had a narrow escape when a house purchase fell through

[norrahe]

WPogleS

I'd think twice about being nice to him, he's only feeding it, so he can take pot shots at it

[Diver]

I'd think twice about being nice to him, he's only feeding it, so he can take pot shots at it

I don't really shoot them!!!!



Beggars are too fast, I use poison





cat was gone this morning, just a trail of footprints in the snow, and now I'm stuck with 2 tins of cat food!

[norrahe]

Antifreeze is allegedly good. Coz it's sweet.

[EternalOptimist]

Antifreeze is allegedly good. Coz it's sweet.

yep. But remember to eat them straight away because they wont keep

[norrahe]

yep. But remember to eat them straight away because they wont keep

Doesn't the antifreeze make it taste funny

[shaunbhoy]

Antifreeze is allegedly good. Coz it's sweet.

Blimey.......cheers zeity. Never thought it would be so effective. Tiddles must have thought it was one of those blue energy drinks. He hasn't stopped running around for the last 10 minutes. Oh.......wait a minute.......yes he has!

[DaveB]

I don't really shoot them!!!!



Beggars are too fast, I use poison





cat was gone this morning, just a trail of footprints in the snow, and now I'm stuck with 2 tins of cat food!

Follow the footprint, find out where he has decamped to and give them the cans. Tell them he left in a hurry and forgot to pack them

[Troll]

Blimey.......cheers zeity. Never thought it would be so effective. Tiddles must have thought it was one of those blue energy drinks. He hasn't stopped running around for the last 10 minutes. Oh.......wait a minute.......yes he has!

Effective on humans as well...acute renal failure