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TimberWolf replied

17 November 2009, 14:40
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

12 volt adaptor for the car.

Mains adaptor.
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Paddy replied

17 November 2009, 14:39
Originally posted by cojak View Post

...or buy rechargable batteries..

12 volt adaptor for the car.
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EternalOptimist replied

17 November 2009, 14:32
Originally posted by cojak View Post

...or buy rechargable batteries..
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original PM replied

17 November 2009, 14:31
I always find a bottle of vodka works in a similar way

well it stops them fighting back anyway

yeah I know I will get it on my way out.
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NickFitz replied

17 November 2009, 14:29
Originally posted by cojak View Post

Or invest in thick curtains and remove lightbulbs from all lamps...

Are you pretending not to be in?
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cojak replied

17 November 2009, 14:29
...or buy rechargable batteries..
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cojak replied

17 November 2009, 14:28
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Top Tip: Laydeez - don't waste your money on expensive Viagra-like products! Simply get an extra carrier bag from the supermarket and place over your gentleman friends head before engaging in sexual relations.

Or invest in thick curtains and remove lightbulbs from all lamps...
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Zippy replied

17 November 2009, 14:25
Top Tip: Laydeez - don't waste your money on expensive Viagra-like products! Simply get an extra carrier bag from the supermarket and place over your gentleman friends head before engaging in sexual relations.
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threaded replied

17 November 2009, 14:03
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

why don't they put this wonder drug in the local water supply
imagine that a town full of nymphos

There's several of them in Denmark.
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Andy2 replied

17 November 2009, 13:54
why don't they put this wonder drug in the local water supply
imagine that a town full of nymphos
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Andy2 replied

17 November 2009, 13:29
Originally posted by zeitghost

I may slip some in the lustee's coffee.

That and rohypnol will make a good combination
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NotAllThere replied

17 November 2009, 13:21
Gives more satisfying sex, but...

it is not going to help with looking after the kids or cleaning the house."

So this female viagra is better known as "NotAllThere".
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Moscow Mule replied

17 November 2009, 13:06
Originally posted by threaded View Post

Most of my female friends are mad.

You live in Scandinavia so FTFY
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EternalOptimist replied

17 November 2009, 13:06
Originally posted by threaded View Post

The article says it is a common problem for women. I must say that is news to me. Most of my female friends appear sex mad.

Thats probably down to them seeing such a large pr1ck
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threaded replied

17 November 2009, 13:04
The article says it is a common problem for women. I must say that is news to me. Most of my female friends appear sex mad.
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