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Just imagine the story of 'Beauty & the Beast', only less hairy. Or something...Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostSpill the beans Xeno, I've missed all the sordid details about your love life
I loooove Star Wars.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostPhew, close one. Well dodged there Xeno.
You don't need to see their papers. These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Pondlife is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
Hey there, chef! Hehe - no, no WoW connection - honest!Originally posted by chef View Postyay Xeno's back to play
Welcome back, glad to hear all is well and many congratulations on the engagement, go on, you can tell us, you met her on WoW didn't you
while you've been away you've actually missed AtW's (for once) real big news, he now has an office for his squirrels !!
oh and the Prawn thinks we're all doomed
Hi, BGG.Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostWelcome Back X !
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Hmm, news headlines from the last few months:Originally posted by chef View Postyay Xeno's back to play
Welcome back, glad to hear all is well and many congratulations on the engagement, go on, you can tell us, you met her on WoW didn't you
while you've been away you've actually missed AtW's (for once) real big news, he now has an office for his squirrels !!
oh and the Prawn thinks we're all doomed
- Cyberman banned for being a racist moron
- Atw might actually make some money
- Everything's at least as bad as it was before
- People in London have started eating curry quite often
- Some people have had difficult times professionally and personally
- Some other people are doing well
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yay Xeno's back to play
Welcome back, glad to hear all is well and many congratulations on the engagement, go on, you can tell us, you met her on WoW didn't you
while you've been away you've actually missed AtW's (for once) real big news, he now has an office for his squirrels !!
oh and the Prawn thinks we're all doomed
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Is it your x or a new GF?Originally posted by Xenophon View PostI meant a lucky escape for you!

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Random and at Xens discretion depending on how geeky he interprets your posts to be.Originally posted by d000hg View PostPlease write a post detailing the system by which Xeno points are awarded
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