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Platypus replied

20 August 2009, 14:26
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Can you imagine what a cock you'll look when you try to use it as a phone?

Not as silly as
http://www.cindycorritore.com/images...one%20text.jpg

SFW
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MrToast replied

20 August 2009, 14:25
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Diesel? I bet that's noisy.

...but it's very economical.
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Platypus replied

20 August 2009, 14:24
For you gangsta types,

http://walyou.com/img/Cellphone-Gun.jpg

SFW
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The Lone Gunman replied

20 August 2009, 14:23
Originally posted by fckvwls View Post

Does it match your tattoo?

I have no tats.
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sasguru replied

20 August 2009, 14:22
Originally posted by fckvwls View Post

Does it match your tattoo?

Careful or he'll shove your watch up your bum or down your ear-'ole.

That's what tattooed people are always threatening to do.
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fckvwls replied

20 August 2009, 14:21
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

I wear the classic mickey mouse wrist watch if I wear one at all.

Does it match your tattoo?
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DimPrawn replied

20 August 2009, 14:20
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

I wear the classic mickey mouse wrist watch if I wear one at all.
I also have a diesel stainless steel analog/digital pocket watch.

Diesel? I bet that's noisy.
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The Lone Gunman replied

20 August 2009, 14:16
I wear the classic mickey mouse wrist watch if I wear one at all.
I also have a diesel stainless steel analog/digital pocket watch.
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Spacecadet replied

20 August 2009, 14:14
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolog...August-27.html

Sony Ericsson one is nicer
http://www.sonyericsson.com/bluetoot...sp?lc=en&cc=gb
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BlackenedBiker replied

20 August 2009, 14:10
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Can you imagine what a cock you'll look when you try to use it as a phone?

Space, the final frontier.......
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TimberWolf replied

20 August 2009, 14:08
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolog...August-27.html

What's battery life like?
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sasguru replied

20 August 2009, 14:06
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolog...August-27.html

Can you imagine what a cock you'll look when you try to use it as a phone?
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DimPrawn replied

20 August 2009, 14:02
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technolog...August-27.html
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NickFitz replied

1 August 2009, 13:25
Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post

Er how do you know I haven't.......
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gingerjedi replied

1 August 2009, 12:19
I have a Breil Milano chronograph, Italian style with Japanese innards the ultimate combination (not too pricey either).

I wish someone would build cars with this combination.

I also have a Seiko G757 that belonged to my dad.
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