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Space, the final frontier.......Originally posted by sasguru View PostCan you imagine what a cock you'll look when you try to use it as a phone?


Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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Sony Ericsson one is nicerOriginally posted by DimPrawn View Post
http://www.sonyericsson.com/bluetoot...sp?lc=en&cc=gbCoffee's for closersComment
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I wear the classic mickey mouse wrist watch if I wear one at all.
I also have a diesel stainless steel analog/digital pocket watch.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Diesel? I bet that's noisy.Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostI wear the classic mickey mouse wrist watch if I wear one at all.
I also have a diesel stainless steel analog/digital pocket watch.Comment
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Does it match your tattoo?Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostI wear the classic mickey mouse wrist watch if I wear one at all.Comment
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Originally posted by fckvwls View PostDoes it match your tattoo?
Careful or he'll shove your watch up your bum or down your ear-'ole.
That's what tattooed people are always threatening to do.Hard Brexit now!
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I have no tats.Originally posted by fckvwls View PostDoes it match your tattoo?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostDiesel? I bet that's noisy.
...but it's very economical.
King of Chutney.
Bring back Chetty - Lord of all things Chet!Comment
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