Reply to: Swineflu deaths almost treble in a week

[RichardCranium]

Yikes.... Brazil is now ahead of my calculation of 75 at 123 confirmed up to today...

That's nice for you.

I'm glad someone's happy.

Happy days.

[Cyberman]

The death rate was 4 two weeks ago, then 11 last week and now 29. I see a pattern emerging.


4
11
29

then my guestimates at that rate:
next week : 75
the following week: 196
week after that: 509
week after that: 1325
week after that: 3445
week after that: 8958
week after that: 23,292
week after that: 60,559
week after that: 157,455
week after that: 409,384
week after that: 1,064,399

so within three months we could see over a million deaths in Brazil. Normal flu ?

Yikes.... Brazil is now ahead of my calculation of 75 at 123 confirmed up to today......


http://g1.globo.com/Sites/Especiais/...NO+PARANA.html

[DiscoStu]

5 more deaths overnight in Brazil. Now 34 !!

I'm sorry, this is a thread for discussion of chutney spoons and pickle forks.

[Cyberman]

The figure a week ago was 11, but latest news on Brazil is that the number is now 29.

5 more deaths overnight in Brazil. Now 34 !!

[DiscoStu]

What you need is the correct cutlery. No harm can come to you if you lick the chutney spoon and suck the pickle fork.

Best not to try both at the same time though.

Good advice. I'll remember that next time.

[Chutney Spoon]

Don't let the pickle near your mouth if it has chutney on, and you're probably safe.

What you need is the correct cutlery. No harm can come to you if you lick the chutney spoon and suck the pickle fork.

Best not to try both at the same time though.

[d000hg]

You don't want chutney on your pickle. Don't you know it can give you swine flu?

Don't let the pickle near your mouth if it has chutney on, and you're probably safe.

[The Lone Gunman]

Sorry. I don't know this game.

We all go to the shop in turn and buy something beginning with the next letter of the alphabet but we also have to buy what ever has been bought previously.

So
I went to the co-op and bought an apple (to make some chutney)
Next person went to the shop an bought and apple to make some churney and a bowl (B remember) to mix it in.
Next person went to the shop and bought an apple to make some chutney, a bowl to mix it in and a chutney spoon to eat it with......
Do you see?
Its a test of memory. You are out if you miss something.
Aliterations and whity references to other purchases make it more fun but are not necessary.



** I know this is the internet and we can cut and paste. Thats the point, could take this thread miles away from its starting point and fill the post/thread buffers in no time.

[RichardCranium]

Personally, I am a "with bits" kinda girl

[The Lone Gunman]

Ferret seems to be keeping a low profile while we've been talking about chutney. For some reason.

FFS, coffee again!!!!!


I think the mods are going to leave this here for spite.

[RichardCranium]

You are supposed to say what you bought for this game to work properly.

I went to the co-op and bought an apple................ FFS

Sorry. I don't know this game.

[RichardCranium]

Where is Chutney Spoon... we should see if he's all he is cracked up to be and see if he can get a 3 day ferret banning

Ferret seems to be keeping a low profile while we've been talking about chutney. For some reason.

[RichardCranium]

I think this could be an effective strategy. Fill every CyberTory thread with so much drivel it gets moved to Light Relief and is never seen again.

Afternoon.

[RichardCranium]

It'd have to be Harveys Bristol Cream in it though, none of that dirty ethnic Spanish sherry.

Proper British sherry.

[cailin maith]

A fire in a pickle factory? How would they know?

No, no - in the Pataks factory... I am not sure what bit... but the warehouse was damaged, so they needed to get rid of the stuff... God bless us, I was sick of eating Curry!