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Swineflu deaths almost treble in a week

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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    You don't want chutney on your pickle. Don't you know it can give you swine flu?
    Don't let the pickle near your mouth if it has chutney on, and you're probably safe.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Don't let the pickle near your mouth if it has chutney on, and you're probably safe.
      What you need is the correct cutlery. No harm can come to you if you lick the chutney spoon and suck the pickle fork.

      Best not to try both at the same time though.

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        Originally posted by Chutney Spoon View Post
        What you need is the correct cutlery. No harm can come to you if you lick the chutney spoon and suck the pickle fork.

        Best not to try both at the same time though.
        Good advice. I'll remember that next time.
        ǝןqqıʍ

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          Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
          The figure a week ago was 11, but latest news on Brazil is that the number is now 29.

          5 more deaths overnight in Brazil. Now 34 !!

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            Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
            5 more deaths overnight in Brazil. Now 34 !!
            I'm sorry, this is a thread for discussion of chutney spoons and pickle forks.
            ǝןqqıʍ

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              Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
              The death rate was 4 two weeks ago, then 11 last week and now 29. I see a pattern emerging.


              4
              11
              29

              then my guestimates at that rate:
              next week : 75
              the following week: 196
              week after that: 509
              week after that: 1325
              week after that: 3445
              week after that: 8958
              week after that: 23,292
              week after that: 60,559
              week after that: 157,455
              week after that: 409,384
              week after that: 1,064,399

              so within three months we could see over a million deaths in Brazil. Normal flu ?



              Yikes.... Brazil is now ahead of my calculation of 75 at 123 confirmed up to today......


              http://g1.globo.com/Sites/Especiais/...NO+PARANA.html

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                Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
                Yikes.... Brazil is now ahead of my calculation of 75 at 123 confirmed up to today...
                That's nice for you.

                I'm glad someone's happy.

                Happy days.

                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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