Swineflu deaths almost treble in a week

[d000hg]

You don't want chutney on your pickle. Don't you know it can give you swine flu?

Don't let the pickle near your mouth if it has chutney on, and you're probably safe.

[Chutney Spoon]

Don't let the pickle near your mouth if it has chutney on, and you're probably safe.

What you need is the correct cutlery. No harm can come to you if you lick the chutney spoon and suck the pickle fork.

Best not to try both at the same time though.

[DiscoStu]

What you need is the correct cutlery. No harm can come to you if you lick the chutney spoon and suck the pickle fork.

Best not to try both at the same time though.

Good advice. I'll remember that next time.

[Cyberman]

The figure a week ago was 11, but latest news on Brazil is that the number is now 29.

5 more deaths overnight in Brazil. Now 34 !!

[DiscoStu]

5 more deaths overnight in Brazil. Now 34 !!

I'm sorry, this is a thread for discussion of chutney spoons and pickle forks.

[Cyberman]

The death rate was 4 two weeks ago, then 11 last week and now 29. I see a pattern emerging.


4
11
29

then my guestimates at that rate:
next week : 75
the following week: 196
week after that: 509
week after that: 1325
week after that: 3445
week after that: 8958
week after that: 23,292
week after that: 60,559
week after that: 157,455
week after that: 409,384
week after that: 1,064,399

so within three months we could see over a million deaths in Brazil. Normal flu ?

Yikes.... Brazil is now ahead of my calculation of 75 at 123 confirmed up to today......


http://g1.globo.com/Sites/Especiais/...NO+PARANA.html

[RichardCranium]

Yikes.... Brazil is now ahead of my calculation of 75 at 123 confirmed up to today...

That's nice for you.

I'm glad someone's happy.

Happy days.