'king 'ell.
I go off to have a work break and this place breaks down and riots.
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Good spot DaveB - I've also found 'Uphill Gardening' from the album 'No S**t Sherlock', by Scott Angrave - and 'Hold on' from the 'Chocolate Starfish...' album by Limp Bizkit.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIs that 'Loving me Roughly' by the Chutneys I can see?
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostHmm... that CD's finished - there's a couple of albums here:
'Do You Believe in Magic, by The Lovin' Spoonful', and
'Mary Jane, by Jam and Spoon'.
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Hmm... that CD's finished - there's a couple of albums here:
'Do You Believe in Magic, by The Lovin' Spoonful', and
'Mary Jane, by Jam and Spoon'.
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Originally posted by cojak View Post<Sits back in happy contentment, with little pinky in the air>
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Ladies and gentlemen, please leave your chutney cutlery at the door with HAB. Thank you.
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Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostGet your head out of there
Was that the handle of a chutney spoon I could see protruding?
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI'll cope.
I can't see the chandeliers because my view is 'obscured'.
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AP, right foot, yellow. Bit of a stretch there.
Originally posted by cojak View Post<walks back in>
Sorry Chaps - had to nip out for a bit of w**k.
Twister, eh?
Think I'll give that a miss - I did my back in the last time I played it...
Any open champers aound?
<Fills a wine cooler with Champagne, adding a cherry, straw and cocktail umbrella>
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