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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI'll cope.
I can't see the chandeliers because my view is 'obscured'.
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AP, right foot, yellow. Bit of a stretch there.
Originally posted by cojak View Post<walks back in>
Sorry Chaps - had to nip out for a bit of w**k.
Twister, eh?
Think I'll give that a miss - I did my back in the last time I played it...
Any open champers aound?
<Fills a wine cooler with Champagne, adding a cherry, straw and cocktail umbrella>Comment
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Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostGet your head out of there
Was that the handle of a chutney spoon I could see protruding?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by weemster View PostSimples !"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View Post
Couldn't find any Champagne flutes - here:
<Fills a wine cooler with Champagne, adding a cherry, straw and cocktail umbrella>
<Sits back in happy contentment, with little pinky in the air>"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View Post<Sits back in happy contentment, with little pinky in the air>Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostYou really ought to put that away - the party's not quite in full swing yet.
I don't like where this party's headed.........................or do I ?Bored.Comment
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Hmm... that CD's finished - there's a couple of albums here:
'Do You Believe in Magic, by The Lovin' Spoonful', and
'Mary Jane, by Jam and Spoon'.Comment
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