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HairyArsedBloke replied

22 July 2009, 15:35
'king 'ell.

I go off to have a work break and this place breaks down and riots.
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cojak replied

22 July 2009, 15:24
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

You really ought to put that away - the party's not quite in full swing yet.

Any music by Michael Jackson?
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realityhack replied

22 July 2009, 14:55
Good spot DaveB - I've also found 'Uphill Gardening' from the album 'No S**t Sherlock', by Scott Angrave - and 'Hold on' from the 'Chocolate Starfish...' album by Limp Bizkit.
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DaveB replied

22 July 2009, 14:51
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

It's got a good rythym to it.

I think theres a copy of The Doors - Backdoor Man in there as well.
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realityhack replied

22 July 2009, 14:43
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Is that 'Loving me Roughly' by the Chutneys I can see?

It's got a good rythym to it.
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RichardCranium replied

22 July 2009, 14:40
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Hmm... that CD's finished - there's a couple of albums here:

'Do You Believe in Magic, by The Lovin' Spoonful', and
'Mary Jane, by Jam and Spoon'.

Is that 'Loving me Roughly' by the Chutneys I can see?
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protractor replied

22 July 2009, 14:38
6 months
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realityhack replied

22 July 2009, 14:24
Hmm... that CD's finished - there's a couple of albums here:

'Do You Believe in Magic, by The Lovin' Spoonful', and
'Mary Jane, by Jam and Spoon'.
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ace00 replied

22 July 2009, 14:10
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

You really ought to put that away - the party's not quite in full swing yet.

I don't like where this party's headed.........................or do I ?
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realityhack replied

22 July 2009, 14:02
Originally posted by cojak View Post

<Sits back in happy contentment, with little pinky in the air>

You really ought to put that away - the party's not quite in full swing yet.
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cojak replied

22 July 2009, 14:01
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Couldn't find any Champagne flutes - here:

<Fills a wine cooler with Champagne, adding a cherry, straw and cocktail umbrella>

Ta RH!

<Sits back in happy contentment, with little pinky in the air>
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cojak replied

22 July 2009, 13:59
Originally posted by weemster View Post

Simples !

I do have a bit of a soft spot for the meerkat..
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realityhack replied

22 July 2009, 13:57
Ladies and gentlemen, please leave your chutney cutlery at the door with HAB. Thank you.
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RichardCranium replied

22 July 2009, 13:53
Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post

Get your head out of there

Phew! I can breathe again.

Was that the handle of a chutney spoon I could see protruding?
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realityhack replied

22 July 2009, 13:44
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

I'll cope.

I can't see the chandeliers because my view is 'obscured'.

Interesting. I see you're still looking for the chandelier though.

<spin>

AP, right foot, yellow. Bit of a stretch there.

Originally posted by cojak View Post

<walks back in>

Sorry Chaps - had to nip out for a bit of w**k.

Twister, eh?

Think I'll give that a miss - I did my back in the last time I played it...

Any open champers aound?

Couldn't find any Champagne flutes - here:

<Fills a wine cooler with Champagne, adding a cherry, straw and cocktail umbrella>
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