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Previously on "Wonder how they showed thier gratitude?"

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
    Bearing in mind that 99% of the locals are prostitutes, I'm not surprised they garnered enough support !!
    Care to back that up with some real statistics?

    Didn't think so

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  • Cyberman
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    Bearing in mind that 99% of the locals are prostitutes, I'm not surprised they garnered enough support !!

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Calm down dears, it's just a flu virus
    To most of us, yes. To the vulnerable, no.
    And clearly its not an individual's prerogative to decide.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Bollux. If you still have it and are going in to work, I think you're a prime tosser.
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Nice of you to decide for the rest of us, when you go into work to earn a few measly quid.
    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    and it wont be your fault when someone dies from it either will it? No they couldnt have caught it from you, you have no need to feel guilty, after all, you couldnt have known or done anything about it.
    Calm down dears, it's just a flu virus

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Some of us don't get paid when we're off sick

    Everyone's going to get it anyway, we might as well get it over with and try and build up a bit of immunity before it mutates into something horrible.
    and it wont be your fault when someone dies from it either will it? No they couldnt have caught it from you, you have no need to feel guilty, after all, you couldnt have known or done anything about it.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Some of us don't get paid when we're off sick

    Everyone's going to get it anyway, we might as well get it over with and try and build up a bit of immunity before it mutates into something horrible.
    Nice of you to decide for the rest of us, when you go into work to earn a few measly quid.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    WHS - herd immunity.

    I'm feeling a lot better, actually, and listening to Bill Hicks on the iPod.
    Bollux. If you still have it and are going in to work, I think you're a prime tosser.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Some of us don't get paid when we're off sick

    Everyone's going to get it anyway, we might as well get it over with and try and build up a bit of immunity before it mutates into something horrible.
    At which point you will catch it again anyway cos it wont be the same virus.

    If you get it, don't spread it and if you havn't got it dont do anything daft to catch it.

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Some of us don't get paid when we're off sick

    Everyone's going to get it anyway, we might as well get it over with and try and build up a bit of immunity before it mutates into something horrible.
    WHS - herd immunity.

    I'm feeling a lot better, actually, and listening to Bill Hicks on the iPod.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Are you working with swine flu?
    Some of us don't get paid when we're off sick

    Everyone's going to get it anyway, we might as well get it over with and try and build up a bit of immunity before it mutates into something horrible.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    Am back at work this morning, walked along Dean Street and despite the large flashing neon signs asking for the kind attentions of Menelaus, temptation was resisted.

    *Note: large flashing neon signs - may contain traces of lie.
    Are you working with swine flu?

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
    Brothels are legal in New Zealand.
    Oh! Is that what Tay does?

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
    Brothels are legal in New Zealand.
    Yes but the ones we are talking about contain women and not sheep

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    a truck driver called Eric in drag.
    ... called Erica, at the weekend

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    You mean "Girls Girls Girls" means there may only be 2 girls!
    a truck driver called Eric in drag.

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