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    #11
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Thought you had swine flu?
    Am back at work this morning, walked along Dean Street and despite the large flashing neon signs asking for the kind attentions of Menelaus, temptation was resisted.

    *Note: large flashing neon signs - may contain traces of lie.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
      *Note: large flashing neon signs - may contain traces of lie.
      You mean "Girls Girls Girls" means there may only be 2 girls!

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        #13
        Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
        You mean "Girls Girls Girls" means there may only be 2 girls!
        a truck driver called Eric in drag.
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #14
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          a truck driver called Eric in drag.
          ... called Erica, at the weekend

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            #15
            Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
            Brothels are legal in New Zealand.
            Yes but the ones we are talking about contain women and not sheep
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #16
              Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
              Brothels are legal in New Zealand.
              Oh! Is that what Tay does?
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                Am back at work this morning, walked along Dean Street and despite the large flashing neon signs asking for the kind attentions of Menelaus, temptation was resisted.

                *Note: large flashing neon signs - may contain traces of lie.
                Are you working with swine flu?
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  Are you working with swine flu?
                  Some of us don't get paid when we're off sick

                  Everyone's going to get it anyway, we might as well get it over with and try and build up a bit of immunity before it mutates into something horrible.
                  ǝןqqıʍ

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                    Some of us don't get paid when we're off sick

                    Everyone's going to get it anyway, we might as well get it over with and try and build up a bit of immunity before it mutates into something horrible.
                    WHS - herd immunity.

                    I'm feeling a lot better, actually, and listening to Bill Hicks on the iPod.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                      Some of us don't get paid when we're off sick

                      Everyone's going to get it anyway, we might as well get it over with and try and build up a bit of immunity before it mutates into something horrible.
                      At which point you will catch it again anyway cos it wont be the same virus.

                      If you get it, don't spread it and if you havn't got it dont do anything daft to catch it.
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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