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You were drugged and some Greek fella ticked your bum with a piece of straw? Bizarre. Mind you, it takes all sorts......
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I have always thought about trying it, just never got around to itOriginally posted by d000hg View PostReally? You want to watch a grown man lick poo out of his bum-hole?
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I was on Mytlene in Greece about 11 years ago and we ate some of the local (rough) bread.
In the shower next morning I found a piece of straw sticking out of my 'you know where'
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A friend told me of his dog having eaten a flannel.
It started to appear a couple of days later, but the dog couldn't pass it and got into distress.
Eventually friend's Dad took the dog outside, said "Sit!", stood on the exposed bit of cloth with one foot and kicked the dog with the other foot.
It makes my eyes water even remembering being told.
I don't think either
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do the poor dog justice.
What was that story about the monkey and the billiard ball?
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When my dogs gets stuff stuck/sticking out of their arse.... they just get their heads down and lick it out........ often mutually!Originally posted by DaveB View PostAt least we dont suffer the problems dogs get after eating grass. Viz, long strands of it hang out of the arse and no means of getting rid of it!
This isn't necessarily what I would recommend for you DaveB...... although if you give it a try please post pictures!!
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At least we dont suffer the problems dogs get after eating grass. Viz, long strands of it hang out of the arse and no means of getting rid of it!
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