Jealous

[suityou01]

I watched my dog take a dump the other day and wondered why we as humans are lumbered with a second rate cigar cutter and need to use paper to finish the job whereas the dog's crimps off perfectly with no need to wipe.

Discuss

[Sausage Surprise]

I read that in the Viz about 2 years ago.....

Discuss....

[DaveB]

At least we dont suffer the problems dogs get after eating grass. Viz, long strands of it hang out of the arse and no means of getting rid of it!

[Drewster]

At least we dont suffer the problems dogs get after eating grass. Viz, long strands of it hang out of the arse and no means of getting rid of it!

When my dogs gets stuff stuck/sticking out of their arse.... they just get their heads down and lick it out........ often mutually!

This isn't necessarily what I would recommend for you DaveB...... although if you give it a try please post pictures!!

[suityou01]

I read that in the Viz about 2 years ago.....

Discuss....

Sausage suprise, oh the irony.

[RichardCranium]

A friend told me of his dog having eaten a flannel.

It started to appear a couple of days later, but the dog couldn't pass it and got into distress.

Eventually friend's Dad took the dog outside, said "Sit!", stood on the exposed bit of cloth with one foot and kicked the dog with the other foot.

It makes my eyes water even remembering being told.

I don't think either or do the poor dog justice.




What was that story about the monkey and the billiard ball?

[DimPrawn]

dogs are ferkin stupid.

[Menelaus]

Dogs are ace. At least, my golden retriever is anyway.

[EternalOptimist]

I was on Mytlene in Greece about 11 years ago and we ate some of the local (rough) bread.
In the shower next morning I found a piece of straw sticking out of my 'you know where'

[d000hg]

When my dogs gets stuff stuck/sticking out of their arse.... they just get their heads down and lick it out

... if you give it a try please post pictures!!

Really? You want to watch a grown man lick poo out of his bum-hole?