Originally posted by EternalOptimist
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Reply to: Jealous
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "Jealous"
Collapse
-
You were drugged and some Greek fella ticked your bum with a piece of straw? Bizarre. Mind you, it takes all sorts......
-
I have always thought about trying it, just never got around to itOriginally posted by d000hg View PostReally? You want to watch a grown man lick poo out of his bum-hole?
Leave a comment:
-
I was on Mytlene in Greece about 11 years ago and we ate some of the local (rough) bread.
In the shower next morning I found a piece of straw sticking out of my 'you know where'
Leave a comment:
-
A friend told me of his dog having eaten a flannel.
It started to appear a couple of days later, but the dog couldn't pass it and got into distress.
Eventually friend's Dad took the dog outside, said "Sit!", stood on the exposed bit of cloth with one foot and kicked the dog with the other foot.
It makes my eyes water even remembering being told.
I don't think either
or
do the poor dog justice.
What was that story about the monkey and the billiard ball?
Leave a comment:
-
When my dogs gets stuff stuck/sticking out of their arse.... they just get their heads down and lick it out........ often mutually!Originally posted by DaveB View PostAt least we dont suffer the problems dogs get after eating grass. Viz, long strands of it hang out of the arse and no means of getting rid of it!
This isn't necessarily what I would recommend for you DaveB...... although if you give it a try please post pictures!!
Leave a comment:
-
At least we dont suffer the problems dogs get after eating grass. Viz, long strands of it hang out of the arse and no means of getting rid of it!
Leave a comment:
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Contractors, are you making any of the five big limited company bank account mistakes of 2026? Today 05:51
- ‘Welcome’ increase in HMRC mileage rates for contractors using their own cars for work Yesterday 05:18
- King’s Speech 2026 including a welcome Late Payments Bill still leaves contractors short May 26 04:42
- Getting a mortgage when you're a contractor. The system wasn't built for you. Is that finally changing? May 22 06:11
- How deepfake AI contractors threaten umbrella company supply chains under JSL May 20 06:31
- Mileage rates review: Will the first AMAP rethink in 15 years benefit contractors? May 19 05:57
- What is a Forward Deployed Engineer (FDE), and are FDE jobs for IT contractors ripe? May 18 04:43
- IT contractor demand lunged towards growth in April 2026 May 13 04:48
- What does PGMOL’s win over HMRC mean for contractors? May 12 07:25
- Contractors eyeing mortgages ‘unrealistic about BoE’s 3.75% hold decision’ May 11 07:50

Leave a comment: