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Previously on "Who here is delusional?"

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    They're coming to take me away ha ha
    Ho Ho, Hee Hee

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Time for a song....

    YouTube: Neil Innes - How Sweet to be an Idiot
    I've got two legs
    from my @rse to the ground
    when I move 'em
    I walk around
    when I lift 'em
    I climb the stairs
    when I shave 'em
    they aint got hairs




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  • HairyArsedBloke
    replied
    Time for a song....

    YouTube: Neil Innes - How Sweet to be an Idiot

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  • PRC1964
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    From "One hour to Madness" by Walt Whitman


    O madness amorous! O trembling!
    O to escape utterly from others’ anchors and holds!
    To drive free! to love free! to dash reckless and dangerous!
    To court destruction with taunts—with invitations!
    To ascend—to leap to the heavens of the love indicated to me!
    To rise thither with my inebriate Soul!
    To be lost, if it must be so!
    To feed the remainder of life with one hour of fulness and freedom!
    With one brief hour of madness and joy.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    You're all Lunatics.

    But Id rather stay here with all the MadMen - than perish with the SadMen Roaming free ... (I found him Mummy - can I keep him ? )


    Sister Moon
    will be my guide

    In your blue blue shadows
    I would hide
    All good people - asleep tonight

    Im all by myself in your Silver Light
    I would gaze at your face

    The whole night through
    Id go out of my mind
    but for you

    Lying in a Mothers arms
    The primal root of
    a womans charms

    You watch every night, you dont care what I do
    Id go out of my mind
    but for you


    My mistress eyes are nothing like the Sun
    My hunger for her explains
    everything Ive done

    To howl at the Moon
    the whole night through

    And they really dont care
    if I do



    Id go out of my mind, but for you
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 9 July 2009, 13:09.

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  • Zippy
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    They're coming to take me away ha ha

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    I hope you used green ink!
    Mehhhhh!

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    Brigadier Disgusted (Mrs.)
    Tunbridge Wells
    I hope you used green ink!

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    wibble wibble I'm a teapot.

    HTH
    I once had to shoot a whole platoon for doing that.

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by bobhope View Post
    So how many of you write readers' letters to the Daily Mail? That would be the true mark of madness.
    Brigadier Disgusted (Mrs.)
    Tunbridge Wells

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by pzz76077 View Post
    What is there not to believe??

    PZZ
    I cant believe you believe that. unbelievable




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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post


    I know I am. Absolutely away with the fairies! I have this fantasy that I am technically competent to develop systems. I should get psychiatric help to get me to understand that I am past it. Things have moved on and I am too old.


    Who else on CUK is living in a dream world? (No points for Threaded)
    wibble wibble I'm a teapot.

    HTH

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  • bobhope
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    So how many of you write readers' letters to the Daily Mail? That would be the true mark of madness.

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  • MrToast
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    Originally posted by pzz76077 View Post
    What is there not to believe??

    PZZ


    MRT

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    I live in a land of whimsy, populated by talking rodents and wombles.

    It works for me


    You are Madame Cholet and ICMFP

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