Its not fair
Have some sympathy
They only have their dole cheques, they can't afford long skirts, price goes up after 10 metres of cloth.
Scary pictures
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All 3 of them look like they're in their mid 40's, that's a truly grim picture.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostIf they were nubile young things, I know I would.
For these two, I also know where to look - anywhere else!
Well, their mother looks like one and they're not far off...
The parent (I'm not convinced it's female) complaining about their femininity if trousers are imposed needs to contemplate the meaning of the word and the function of a school for that matter.
I'm not sure that even Captain Ahab would venture a volley of harpoons at those in fear that they'd eat his ship.
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If they were nubile young things, I know I would.Male staff who are walking upstairs behind girls don't know where to look
For these two, I also know where to look - anywhere else!
Well, their mother looks like one and they're not far off...Chloe and Stacey Tate say they would feel like 'men' in trousers
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If you think the UK is bad, try living with the septics.Originally posted by Le Rosbif View PostGuys,
A book to offer to your ladies for Xmas, Birthdays, anytime... QUICKLY PLSE, before it gets out of control!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...ink.features11
I knew a fella who claimed to have done a 72oz steak like this (it may have been there I don't remember).
Eating meat like a yank, drinking like a Brit, stress of a trader - it's no wonder I'm a burnt out wreck.
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It's the friction.Originally posted by Churchill View PostIt's amazing how many French women smoke.
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It's amazing how many French women smoke.Originally posted by Le Rosbif View PostGuys,
A book to offer to your ladies for Xmas, Birthdays, anytime... QUICKLY PLSE, before it gets out of control!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...ink.features11
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Guys,
A book to offer to your ladies for Xmas, Birthdays, anytime... QUICKLY PLSE, before it gets out of control!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...ink.features11
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Interesting. Chile and Saudi Arabia are porkier nations than I'd have expected.Originally posted by Le Rosbif View Post
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We have, they are in Hounslow, Tower Hamlets & countless other London Boroughs!Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostAll state schools have to take their share of the thick, from unrepentantly thick families. Except grammar schools.
I think we should have Thicky schools, for those who put p1ssing about and the length of their skirts before school rules and education.
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We have to drive up there first...
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