Its not fair
Have some sympathy
They only have their dole cheques, they can't afford long skirts, price goes up after 10 metres of cloth.
Scary pictures
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostIf they were nubile young things, I know I would. For these two, I also know where to look - anywhere else!
Well, their mother looks like one and they're not far off...
The parent (I'm not convinced it's female) complaining about their femininity if trousers are imposed needs to contemplate the meaning of the word and the function of a school for that matter.
I'm not sure that even Captain Ahab would venture a volley of harpoons at those in fear that they'd eat his ship.
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Male staff who are walking upstairs behind girls don't know where to look
Chloe and Stacey Tate say they would feel like 'men' in trousers
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Originally posted by Le Rosbif View PostGuys,
A book to offer to your ladies for Xmas, Birthdays, anytime... QUICKLY PLSE, before it gets out of control!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...ink.features11
I knew a fella who claimed to have done a 72oz steak like this (it may have been there I don't remember).
Eating meat like a yank, drinking like a Brit, stress of a trader - it's no wonder I'm a burnt out wreck.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostIt's amazing how many French women smoke.
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Originally posted by Le Rosbif View PostGuys,
A book to offer to your ladies for Xmas, Birthdays, anytime... QUICKLY PLSE, before it gets out of control!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...ink.features11
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Guys,
A book to offer to your ladies for Xmas, Birthdays, anytime... QUICKLY PLSE, before it gets out of control!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...ink.features11
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Originally posted by Le Rosbif View Post
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostAll state schools have to take their share of the thick, from unrepentantly thick families. Except grammar schools.
I think we should have Thicky schools, for those who put p1ssing about and the length of their skirts before school rules and education.
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