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  • vetran
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    Its not fair

    Have some sympathy

    They only have their dole cheques, they can't afford long skirts, price goes up after 10 metres of cloth.

    Scary pictures

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    If they were nubile young things, I know I would. For these two, I also know where to look - anywhere else!

    Well, their mother looks like one and they're not far off...
    All 3 of them look like they're in their mid 40's, that's a truly grim picture.

    The parent (I'm not convinced it's female) complaining about their femininity if trousers are imposed needs to contemplate the meaning of the word and the function of a school for that matter.

    I'm not sure that even Captain Ahab would venture a volley of harpoons at those in fear that they'd eat his ship.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Male staff who are walking upstairs behind girls don't know where to look
    If they were nubile young things, I know I would. For these two, I also know where to look - anywhere else!

    Chloe and Stacey Tate say they would feel like 'men' in trousers
    Well, their mother looks like one and they're not far off...

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by Le Rosbif View Post
    Guys,

    A book to offer to your ladies for Xmas, Birthdays, anytime... QUICKLY PLSE, before it gets out of control!

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...ink.features11
    If you think the UK is bad, try living with the septics.

    I knew a fella who claimed to have done a 72oz steak like this (it may have been there I don't remember).

    Eating meat like a yank, drinking like a Brit, stress of a trader - it's no wonder I'm a burnt out wreck.

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  • Le Rosbif
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    It's the friction.
    Lol, you beat me on that one.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    It's amazing how many French women smoke.
    It's the friction.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Le Rosbif View Post
    Guys,

    A book to offer to your ladies for Xmas, Birthdays, anytime... QUICKLY PLSE, before it gets out of control!

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...ink.features11
    It's amazing how many French women smoke.

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  • Le Rosbif
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    Guys,

    A book to offer to your ladies for Xmas, Birthdays, anytime... QUICKLY PLSE, before it gets out of control!

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...ink.features11

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  • thunderlizard
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    Interesting. Chile and Saudi Arabia are porkier nations than I'd have expected.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by denver2k View Post
    If Sharia law ensures that school girls wont look like hookers
    fugly pigs - Shirley!

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    All state schools have to take their share of the thick, from unrepentantly thick families. Except grammar schools.

    I think we should have Thicky schools, for those who put p1ssing about and the length of their skirts before school rules and education.
    We have, they are in Hounslow, Tower Hamlets & countless other London Boroughs!

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  • cojak
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    That's tomorrow Dear... We have to drive up there first...

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    only in trousers, eh?

    My My...
    ...My Delilah...

    Shouldn't you be dressed in neoprene about now?

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  • cojak
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    only in trousers, eh?

    My My...

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  • Le Rosbif
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    http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...ity_map416.gif

    yuck

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