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Previously on "Why I am starting to despise my Parish Priest"

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    somebody fancies Theroux ?
    Is he not regarded as the thinking woman's crumpet? Think the burd has a thing for him. Mind you, when I climb into bed and squeeze an egg out under the blankets and mumble something about a dutch oven I can see where she might have a point.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    In the Theroux documentry on the Phelps the grandaugher was fairly tasty and Theroux never missed a chance to flirt with her for the wind up. Grandad was not slow to see that and told him he was no longer welcome around chez Phelps, they claimed it was because he had a kid out of marriage, it looked though as she had carnal desires on the bloke.
    somebody fancies Theroux ?

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  • minestrone
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    In the Theroux documentry on the Phelps the grandaugher was fairly tasty and Theroux never missed a chance to flirt with her for the wind up. Grandad was not slow to see that and told him he was no longer welcome around chez Phelps, they claimed it was because he had a kid out of marriage, it looked though as she had carnal desires on the bloke.

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Did that guy check things with God before drawing the rather smutty sodomy cartoon on his placard?
    I thought he was protesting against the Phelps bods?

    I don't think I'd wander the streets with a placard like that. Everyone would think I was a bum bandit.

    Are they just a seriously repressed family? I bet there's just one member who is the father of all the others; that's usually the way with these screwed-up weirdos. A bit too much 'hands-on healing'.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    Gross or net income? In either case, fool.
    It's a bloody tax efficient way to give if you set up a deed of covenant, especially if you are on the top rate of tax.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    There are only 2 that are not allowed in the country. They will get a kicking if they turn up.
    I think HM customs can be relied upon to give them a cavity search.

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  • minestrone
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    There are only 2 that are not allowed in the country. They will get a kicking if they turn up.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    I thought the phelps were on the not-wanted list of the government?
    They are. I sincerely hope no-one has told them and they get the "full treatment" on arrival at Heathrow Immigration

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Looks like the Phelps family are coming to Scotland to protest as the COS are probably going to enrole a gay minister for the first time. I hope they know what they are doing, they will be lucky to get out the country without a severe beating, or with their wallets.
    I thought the phelps were on the not-wanted list of the government?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Looks like the Phelps family are coming to Scotland to protest as the COS are probably going to enrole a gay minister for the first time. I hope they know what they are doing, they will be lucky to get out the country without a severe beating, or with their wallets.
    Did that guy check things with God before drawing the rather smutty sodomy cartoon on his placard?

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Looks like the Phelps family are coming to Scotland to protest as the COS are probably going to enrole a gay minister for the first time. I hope they know what they are doing, they will be lucky to get out the country without a severe beating, or with their wallets.
    Can we enter him in the 2012 Olympics?

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  • minestrone
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    His daughter, Shirley Phelps-Roper, said: “The curse of God is on Scotland. She is beyond redemption. We are coming to demonstrate because what is happening so crosses the line and there is no recovering from it.

    “For all the people discussing this issue, nothing lies ahead for them except sorrow and misery in this life and eternity in hell.”
    Tell us something we don't know love.


    linky

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  • minestrone
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    Looks like the Phelps family are coming to Scotland to protest as the COS are probably going to enrole a gay minister for the first time. I hope they know what they are doing, they will be lucky to get out the country without a severe beating, or with their wallets.

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  • Cheshire Cat
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    my priest rejected the invitation of dinner, as he wanted to get off straight after the ceremony to watch the ireland vs england six nations match.
    he didn't ask for donation, except in passing saying "whatever we felt appropriate".
    bunged him a couple of hundred quid.
    Shalom!

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    I am usually not like this when around people of any belief in person. I am not really sure why I got so aggressive this morning.

    I really don't care much what others believe.

    To anyone who felt offended, take this as an apology.
    Apology accepted, sweetheart!






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