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Previously on "Why do men understand biology so much better than women ?"

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  • NotAllThere
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    Tasted of humous?

    Unfortunately, vegetarians tend to fart more, which I guess could have put you off the taste.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    eating vegetarians
    I once had a vegetarian girlfriend. Her femininity tasted a lot better than the previous girlfriend who worked at a fishmonger.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    I do that if I'm eating with vegetarians - insert the steak knife and make a mooooooooooooooooooooooo noise, if for no other reason than to upset 'em!
    eating vegetarians

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    I do that if I'm eating with vegetarians - insert the steak knife and make a mooooooooooooooooooooooo noise, if for no other reason than to upset 'em!
    Good Job that man!

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  • Foxy Moron
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    She must give a mean BJ

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    My wife cleans the bones of every scrap and sucks out the marrow. ( Yes, I'm still talking about lamp chops ). Beef marrow is also very tasty.
    wow. I've got to try that out




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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    AWWW..... I'm hungry now - Pogle want MEAT!!!!!
    Coming from a guinea-pig avatar that's surprisingly disturbing.

    My wife cleans the bones of every scrap and sucks out the marrow. ( Yes, I'm still talking about lamp chops ). Beef marrow is also very tasty. Don't bother with pork though.

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Sweetheart, are you sure you don't have PMT?
    Snrrk Snrrk

    What's the joke?

    Q: Why does it take a woman with PMT 30 minutes to make a cup of coffee?
    A: It just DOES, right?!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    lol

    this is not a poll or a quiz, just a simple question

    they are supposed to be equal to us and all that ....BUT....

    Why do men understand biological differences so much better than women ?

    tonight I made the missus lamb chops with cheddar mash potatoes. Taking her plate to the kitchen afterwards, I noticed loads of juicy lamb bits left behind on the bones.

    being ver green and watching my carbon footprint and worried about global warming, I decided to nibble her ex-chops. Naturally I got busted and now she thinks I am a savage.


    But I am not, I just understand the bone structure of a lamb chop better than she does



    The tastiest meat is closest to the bone. An alternative to your approach is to use the Mrs' leftover chops to make a stock; the little bits of meat still clinging to the bones will give your stock a rich flavour and if you've properly caramelized the meat, a pleasing brown colouring to any gravy you might make. This way the lady's objections to chewing meat from the bone have a desirable side effect.

    Besides, why do men know so much more about cooking than women?

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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    AWWW..... I'm hungry now - Pogle want MEAT!!!!!
    "Paging Mr. Pogle..."

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    AWWW..... I'm hungry now - Pogle want MEAT!!!!!
    <snigger>

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    AWWW..... I'm hungry now - Pogle want MEAT!!!!!
    Sweetheart, are you sure you don't have PMT?

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  • Pogle
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    AWWW..... I'm hungry now - Pogle want MEAT!!!!!

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Mr Crosby View Post
    I used to have a PM who'd come out with that line every night at dinner, your not FC are you?
    Nope, not as far as I am aware. Unless he's Sparticus.

    It's not an original line by anymeans

    The other version is "If a good vet could get it up on it's feet again it's done just right."

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


    My parents say they expect my steak to moo when I first cut into it.
    I do that if I'm eating with vegetarians - insert the steak knife and make a mooooooooooooooooooooooo noise, if for no other reason than to upset 'em!

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