Why do men understand biology so much better than women ?

[NotAllThere]

I do that if I'm eating with vegetarians - insert the steak knife and make a mooooooooooooooooooooooo noise, if for no other reason than to upset 'em!

eating vegetarians

[Mich the Tester]

eating vegetarians

I once had a vegetarian girlfriend. Her femininity tasted a lot better than the previous girlfriend who worked at a fishmonger.

[NotAllThere]

Tasted of humous?

Unfortunately, vegetarians tend to fart more, which I guess could have put you off the taste.