Reply to: Owwwwww

[BrianSnail]

Where's the bit that says "Both unemployed"?

You just can't get the stories these days

And no mention of their house price!

Come on BBC, this reporting just isn't up to the standard we expect!

[wc2]

Where's the bit that says "Both unemployed"?

You just can't get the stories these days

[TCL]

It's an awful film.

Robin Williams

Not a lot of difference actually.

[original PM]

shes a minger hardly suprising she is not pregnant

[NotAllThere]

It's an awful film.

[rootsnall]

That incident was so blatantly contrived by the author. It was one of the worst parts of that book, and that was saying something.

Does a writer of fiction not always contrive incidents ? I seem to remember thinking it was a good book about 20 years ago when I read it.

[Bagpuss]

I stand corrected !

Didn't somebody in The World According To Garp lose their appendage via some nashers ( with the help of a car crash ) ?

Similar thing happened in a Cohen Brothers film staring Billy Bob Thornton, The man who wasn't there

[MaryPoppins]

This has made me giggle. What a woman eh!

Mr Smith added: "She told police, 'We have had a domestic. I have bitten his tongue off. Here it is'."

I like the fact that she was surprised to have been arrested over it, too.

The sheer logistics involved in biting part of someone's tongue off during a kiss are mind boggling.

[BrowneIssue]

Didn't somebody in The World According To Garp lose their appendage via some nashers ( with the help of a car crash ) ?

I had managed to forget about that bloody awful book.

Yes, it was a woman giving a bloke a blowjob in a car outside her house and her husband came home in his car and coasted up the drive with the lights and engine turned off. He rammed the boyfriend's car. Also, his child standing in the back between the seats lost an eye on the gear stick.

That incident was so blatantly contrived by the author. It was one of the worst parts of that book, and that was saying something.

[rootsnall]

If you are thinking of a certain Mr Bobbit, it wasn't bitten off, it was hacked of with a kitchen knife. Then thrown in a roadside ditch. And yes, he did go on to start in a number of low budget "Adult Presentations".

I stand corrected !

Didn't somebody in The World According To Garp lose their appendage via some nashers ( with the help of a car crash ) ?

[DaveB]

Fair point ! And on reflection

One bloke did have his tackle bitten off a few years back, imagine the nashers needed to do that. I think the bloke made some 'art' movies with his reattached appendage.

If you are thinking of a certain Mr Bobbit, it wasn't bitten off, it was hacked of with a kitchen knife. Then thrown in a roadside ditch. And yes, he did go on to start in a number of low budget "Adult Presentations".

[rootsnall]

I think I'd rather lose my willy than my tongue actually. You spend far more time talking and eating, well most people do anyway.


I'm amazed she could bite hard enough and had sharp enough teeth to actually sever it.

Fair point ! And on reflection

One bloke did have his tackle bitten off a few years back, imagine the nashers needed to do that. I think the bloke made some 'art' movies with his reattached appendage.

[d000hg]

Could this be looked at as a lucky escape that she didn't bite his tackle off ?

I think I'd rather lose my willy than my tongue actually. You spend far more time talking and eating, well most people do anyway.


I'm amazed she could bite hard enough and had sharp enough teeth to actually sever it.

[BrowneIssue]

I would need at least 2 bottles of Vodka to even begin to consider going near THAT!

She is a big girl, isn't she? I'm surprised she spat it out.


(So she obviously doesn't love him...)

[BrowneIssue]

There's nothing like a nice tongue butty.

And that was nothing like a nice tongue butty.