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Pondlife replied

5 March 2009, 10:57
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

I belive it originated as the CUK definition of a good nights entertainment for certain members of the congregation. It may or may not involve the use of curtains as cleaning aids.

I belive the choice of stirring implements in the preparation of said soy based snack is discretionary and CUK cannot be held responcible for any injuries sustained or subsequent medical expenses.

It was coined by Xeno as the classic 'contractor's night in' IIRC

To mitigate any risk from water/stirring based injury claims, the nice people at PN brought out the twistyfork thingy.
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DaveB replied

5 March 2009, 10:53
Originally posted by ratewhore View Post

Why is winking connected to pot noodles? Isn't the presence of boiling water asking for trouble?

I belive it originated as the CUK definition of a good nights entertainment for certain members of the congregation. It may or may not involve the use of curtains as cleaning aids.

I belive the choice of stirring implements in the preparation of said soy based snack is discretionary and CUK cannot be held responcible for any injuries sustained or subsequent medical expenses.
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ratewhore replied

5 March 2009, 10:45
Why is wanking connected to pot noodles? Isn't the presence of boiling water asking for trouble?
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voodooflux replied

5 March 2009, 10:34
That site is so going on my favourites.
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FSM with Cheddar replied

5 March 2009, 08:15
Could an umpa lumpa eat a whole Monster Bombay Bad Boy?

Or would the Monster Bombay Bad Boy eat the umpa lumpa?
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Platypus replied

5 March 2009, 08:15
Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post

Here is also the Monster Creme Egg that I'll be making for a friend's birthday present.

Mmmmm 10,000 calories
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wc2 replied

4 March 2009, 23:38
Love this site!

Massive Chocolate Hob Knob.

Now all I need a bucket of tea to dip it in
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Board Game Geek started a topic Pimp That Snack !

4 March 2009, 23:01
Pimp That Snack !

SFW !

NSFD ! (Not Safe For Dieters)

There are some very interesting snacks on here, and since Pot Noodles seem to be very popular, I thought the Forum may enjoy this.

Of course, with a mammoth sized Pot Noodle, you'd also need a mammoth sized w*** to accompany it.

You'd probably need to forego the Kleenex and just stick to (pun intended) the curtains.

Anyway, without further ado, here is the Monster Bombay Bad Boy.

Here is also the Monster Creme Egg that I'll be making for a friend's birthday present.
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