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Previously on "I could be going to hell"

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    By the way - and sooner or later you will ; if you happen to be going through Hell - here's a wee bit of advice.

    Keep going.

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  • b0redom
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I read once about someone who liked having sex with his car. A mini if I remember correctly.
    The all new Mini - for a camshaft with a difference.....

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  • ChimpMaster
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Firstly - A very Happy New Year to all CUK regulars.

    Just seen a prog' on 'objectophiles';
    What are they objecting to?

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  • BrilloPad
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    I read once about someone who liked having sex with his car. A mini if I remember correctly.

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  • Toolpusher
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    Man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle.

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  • d000hg
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    I think something this weird can be laughed at without fear of eternal damnation. Saw the program last year, it's astonishing.

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  • Diver
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    I love my sock


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  • wobbegong
    started a topic I could be going to hell

    I could be going to hell

    Firstly - A very Happy New Year to all CUK regulars.

    Just seen a prog' on 'objectophiles'; one woman having a carnal "relationship" with a railing in a church, another in love with the Berlin wall, and another "married" to, and consummating it unless I'm very much mistaken, with the Eiffel tower.

    I laughed and laughed and laughed.

    Ah well. at least it'll be warmer than it is here!

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