By the way - and sooner or later you will ; if you happen to be going through Hell - here's a wee bit of advice.
Keep going.
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What are they objecting to?Originally posted by wobbegong View PostFirstly - A very Happy New Year to all CUK regulars.
Just seen a prog' on 'objectophiles';
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I read once about someone who liked having sex with his car. A mini if I remember correctly.
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I think something this weird can be laughed at without fear of eternal damnation. Saw the program last year, it's astonishing.
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I could be going to hell
Firstly - A very Happy New Year to all CUK regulars.
Just seen a prog' on 'objectophiles'; one woman having a carnal "relationship" with a railing in a church, another in love with the Berlin wall, and another "married" to, and consummating it unless I'm very much mistaken, with the Eiffel tower.
I laughed and laughed and laughed.
Ah well. at least it'll be warmer than it is here!Tags: None
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