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Previously on "Getting close to the edge……"

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  • Purple Dalek
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    Originally posted by ace00 View Post
    Don't push me 'cuz I'm close to the edge
    I'm trying not to lose my head
    Uh huh ha ha ha
    It's like a jungle sometimes
    It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under


    Wise words, wise words.
    Ah yes, Grandmaster Flash, The Message. I could well believe that the area Wilmslow inhabits is very similar to that described in the lyrics.

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  • BrianSnail
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    Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post
    I managed to get so close to the edge that I got his autograph
    Have you got it on yet?

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  • PM-Junkie
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    I managed to get so close to the edge that I got his autograph

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  • Diver
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    Are we there yet?






    Can I drive?

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  • 2uk
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    for a second i thought you are very close to your first orgasm. flip.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    A seasoned Witch can hold you from
    The Depths of your Disgrace


    And Re-arrange your Liver
    On the Solid Mental Plane

    Close to the Edge
    Down by the River


    Seasons Will Pass you By

    I get up
    I get down

    Close to the Edge
    Down by the River

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  • NotAllThere
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    I think Jessica turned out ok in the end.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Wilmslow has job lost his job . He is depressed by this and convinced that he is a failure so Betty suggests that he goes to see a psychiatrist. As part of the session with the psychiatrist, Wilmslow relates how he first met Betty at a riding school where he had been tossed from his horse into a pond. Wilmslow and Betty's first proper date didn't go too well either; with Wilmslow becoming trapped in the mechanism at a bowling alley before managing to tear the letter-box off his front door in an attempt to sneak Betty indoors without his aunt hearing.

    Betty's mother's first meeting with Wilmslow was also unsuccessful, with her mistaking him for a repair-man for her cooker. After demolishing the cooker, Wilmslow managed to fall down her stairs, taking the carpet and banisters with him. These unhappy stories make the psychiatrist convinced that Wilmslow really is a failure and that he can't offer any help. His initial beliefs confirmed, WIlmslow leaves the surgery a happy man and is oblivious to warning shouts from a workman across the street. Seconds later he is buried under tons of gravel being dumped from the back of a lorry.
    I hope that the relationship was not consummated? The possibility of offspring is just too horrific......

    Though I think Wilmslow will be lucky to ever find a gf. Unless she is the type with a valve for a navel....

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  • Bagpuss
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    Wilmslow has job lost his job . He is depressed by this and convinced that he is a failure so Betty suggests that he goes to see a psychiatrist. As part of the session with the psychiatrist, Wilmslow relates how he first met Betty at a riding school where he had been tossed from his horse into a pond. Wilmslow and Betty's first proper date didn't go too well either; with Wilmslow becoming trapped in the mechanism at a bowling alley before managing to tear the letter-box off his front door in an attempt to sneak Betty indoors without his aunt hearing.

    Betty's mother's first meeting with Wilmslow was also unsuccessful, with her mistaking him for a repair-man for her cooker. After demolishing the cooker, Wilmslow managed to fall down her stairs, taking the carpet and banisters with him. These unhappy stories make the psychiatrist convinced that Wilmslow really is a failure and that he can't offer any help. His initial beliefs confirmed, WIlmslow leaves the surgery a happy man and is oblivious to warning shouts from a workman across the street. Seconds later he is buried under tons of gravel being dumped from the back of a lorry.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    which episode of Some Mother's do 'ave 'em are we up to now?


    Priceless.

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  • BrianSnail
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    Getting close to the edge……
    Who wants to push this sockpuppet?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Getting close to the edge…… ….
    Well, don't jump..




    ...until I've got my video camera ready.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    which episode of Some Mother's do 'ave 'em are we up to now?

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  • Bagpuss
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    which episode of Some Mother's do 'ave 'em are we up to now?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Close to the edge, down by the river
    Close to the end, round by the corner
    seasons will pass me by

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