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  • DS23
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    actually, i think his edukashional masters have spied his student mickey taking and have sacked him. his landlady has thrown him out for being a lizard (animals are not allowed). in despair he has turned to drink and is now living on the street in the old blue volvo.
    Last edited by DS23; 30 September 2008, 09:31. Reason: ,

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    maybe he's gone home home.
    Not with current fuel prices he hasn't.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    maybe he's gone home home.
    Maybe the War Criminal got him.....

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Yeah, but not at home....
    maybe he's gone home home.

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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Yeah, but not at home....
    Does he have Internet access on his ZX80 ?

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Yeah, but not at home....

    Some of us don't get the chance to abuse the web at home.......

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Yeah, but not at home....
    Maybe he has figured out he doesn't need us any more.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Zeit did say they were making checks on his web (ab)use.
    Yeah, but not at home....

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Zeit did say they were making checks on his web (ab)use.

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  • Pondlife
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    Hasn't a new term started in his edukational establishment?

    Probably eating the freshers, no doubt washed down with a nice chianti.

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  • cailin maith
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    Hmmmnnn - I hope he is ok - it;s not like him to be gone for this long!

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    I think I saw him with another one of our members.
    Some bloke in a dress and eye liner.

    Where has everybody gone? I know some are banned.

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  • DaveB
    started a topic Missing

    Missing

    One Giant Green Alien Lizard.

    Answers to the name of Zeitghost ( also Oi, Lizard )

    Last seen in the Swansea area drivilling aimlessly at the top of a hill not far from the railway station.

    Distinguishing features :

    Large, Green, Alien, Lizard. Lots of teeth. Aversion to Diamonds. Suprisingly well spoken for a reptile.

    If found please return to CUK.

    Reward offered.

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