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DaveB

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One Giant Green Alien Lizard.

Answers to the name of Zeitghost ( also Oi, Lizard )

Last seen in the Swansea area drivilling aimlessly at the top of a hill not far from the railway station.

Distinguishing features :

Large, Green, Alien, Lizard. Lots of teeth. Aversion to Diamonds. Suprisingly well spoken for a reptile.

If found please return to CUK.

Reward offered.
 
I think I saw him with another one of our members.
Some bloke in a dress and eye liner.

Where has everybody gone? I know some are banned.
 
Hasn't a new term started in his edukational establishment?

Probably eating the freshers, no doubt washed down with a nice chianti.
 

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