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actually, i think his edukashional masters have spied his student mickey taking and have sacked him. his landlady has thrown him out for being a lizard (animals are not allowed). in despair he has turned to drink and is now living on the street in the old blue volvo.
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postmaybe he's gone home home.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYeah, but not at home....
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYeah, but not at home....
Some of us don't get the chance to abuse the web at home.......
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYeah, but not at home....
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostZeit did say they were making checks on his web (ab)use.
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Hasn't a new term started in his edukational establishment?
Probably eating the freshers, no doubt washed down with a nice chianti.
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Hmmmnnn - I hope he is ok - it;s not like him to be gone for this long!
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I think I saw him with another one of our members.
Some bloke in a dress and eye liner.
Where has everybody gone? I know some are banned.
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Missing
One Giant Green Alien Lizard.
Answers to the name of Zeitghost ( also Oi, Lizard )
Last seen in the Swansea area drivilling aimlessly at the top of a hill not far from the railway station.
Distinguishing features :
Large, Green, Alien, Lizard. Lots of teeth. Aversion to Diamonds. Suprisingly well spoken for a reptile.
If found please return to CUK.
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