Reply to: Embarrassing Shopping Basket Experience

[Paddy]

OK - went to the shop at lunchtime to pick up a few things.
Arrived at till with:
1 x Jumbo pack of toilet rolls
1 x Bottle of Gin
1 x Mouthwash
1 x Packet of custard creams.
So sad. So very sad. Anyone even sadder?

Not as bad as

1 x Haemoid cream
1 pkt x Viagra
1 Old Spice After Shave
1 Tin Tesco Value Baked Beans
Cat litter tray.

[Diver]

Alistair Sim

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[NotAllThere]

Three bottles of wine, pack of condoms, aspirin. Wife says - what'd you buy aspirin for, I haven't got a headache...




IGMC.

[d000hg]

I don't get it. What is wrong with that.

Did you see Hostel was on TV this week?

[blacjac]

Alistair Sim

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Booo

[Gonzo]

I once went through the checkout with just 3 bottles of wine and a packet of headache pills.

That drew a comment from the checkout operator.

[ace00]

Our downstairs toilet drain leaked badly on Monday. So I turned up at Tescos 11.30pm - unshaven and smelling a little wearing a dodgy grey mac - buying the following.

- rubber gloves
- domestos
- towels
- black bin liners
- mop
- cheepy sander + saw (I needed them anyway)

I got some very funny looks at the checkout, didn't really register until I read this thread.

Class - specially with your pic of D.Wise avatar - it seems so fitting.

[moorfield]

I don't get it. What is wrong with that.

That's what I said to the policeman too.

[HairyArsedBloke]

So I turned up at Tescos 11.30pm - unshaven and smelling a little wearing a dodgy grey mac - buying the following.

- rubber gloves
- domestos
- towels
- black bin liners
- mop
- cheepy sander + saw (I needed them anyway)

I got some very funny looks at the checkout, didn't really register until I read this thread.

I don't get it. What is wrong with that.

[moorfield]

OK - went to the shop at lunchtime to pick up a few things.
Arrived at till with:
1 x Jumbo pack of toilet rolls
1 x Bottle of Gin
1 x Mouthwash
1 x Packet of custard creams.
So sad. So very sad. Anyone even sadder?

Our downstairs toilet drain leaked badly on Monday. So I turned up at Tescos 11.30pm - unshaven and smelling a little wearing a dodgy grey mac - buying the following.

- rubber gloves
- domestos
- towels
- black bin liners
- mop
- cheepy sander + saw (I needed them anyway)

I got some very funny looks at the checkout, didn't really register until I read this thread.

[NickFitz]

Joyce Grenfell is a babe

Alistair Sim

[HairyArsedBloke]

Maybe add a bottle of baby oil and a copy of the St. Trinians DVD.

Joyce Grenfell is a babe

[BrilloPad]

Maybe add a bottle of baby oil and a copy of the St. Trinians DVD.

And some talcum powder surely?

[d000hg]

Maybe add a bottle of baby oil and a copy of the St. Trinians DVD.

[Spacecadet]

wot on earth were the toilet rolls for?

must of been peckish to get them

for use before the pot noodle