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Previously on "Shopping for a Bride!"

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  • tim123
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Dont believe him: That is Spanish for "ello darlin, do you take it up the Gary".
    Google says that you are wrong

    tim

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  • Diver
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    Linky

    That one is a stunner

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  • tim123
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    I'm inclinded to think that this question deserves the Groucho Marx reply.

    Perhaps it works for some, but I can't see it working out for most.

    tim

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  • tim123
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Would you shop abroad for a Bride?

    Linky

    Linky

    Linky
    I think the third went to the toy shop for a some balloons before posing

    tim

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  • Bear
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Only if you're being polite and British.
    Of course, always!

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  • PRC1964
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    I'd suggest something closer to:
    Ahumame un arenque, volvere al desayuno.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Bear View Post
    That implies the kipper is already smoked. 'I want smoked kipper, return for breakfast'

    Wouldn't

    El humo me Kipper, voy a estar de vuelta para el desayuno

    Be better
    Only if you're being polite and British.

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  • Bear
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Quiero Kipper ahumado, Regresare por desayuno



    HTH
    That implies the kipper is already smoked. 'I want smoked kipper, return for breakfast'

    Wouldn't

    El humo me Kipper, voy a estar de vuelta para el desayuno

    Be better

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    That is Spanish for "ello darlin, do you take it up the Gary".
    Mmmm. I'll file that one away. Might need that one.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Dont believe him: That is Spanish for "ello darlin, do you take it up the Gary".
    I thought it was something to do with sport! Shot putting?

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    So what is "Stoke me a clipper" then?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Quiero Kipper ahumado, Regresare por desayuno



    HTH
    Dont believe him: That is Spanish for "ello darlin, do you take it up the Gary".

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
    So what is Spanish for "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"
    Quiero Kipper ahumado, Regresare por desayuno



    HTH

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  • blacjac
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Once upon a time I worked with a shipbuilder based in glasgae. I was part of a team of engineers who prepared bid work and the like and the manager was himself a weegie a posh weegie from Milngavie. A very well spoken kind of chap drove a passat you know...

    Like any other day at office expecting no surprises then the phone rang Mr manager answered. Now either I was drinking too much the night before or I was tuned to radio España. Funniest thing ever for that moment at least hearing the manager yatter away in fluent Spanish.

    It was not until some months later during a launch that we (the engineers) saw the wife, herrllo, we said while all wearing grins that would make a cheshire cat look sad. Turns out the manager met his wife while travelling in south America.... swising

    The point is, you think (or at least i do quite often) you know someone then kaboom they just keep on surprising you... well that was our manager. Kind of like Ace rimmer - what a guy.

    have you been drinking this morning?

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    The point is, you think (or at least i do quite often) you know someone then kaboom they just keep on surprising you... well that was our manager. Kind of like Ace rimmer - what a guy.
    So what is Spanish for "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"

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