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Dont believe him: That is Spanish for "ello darlin, do you take it up the Gary".I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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So what is "Stoke me a clipper" then?How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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I thought it was something to do with sport! Shot putting?Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostDont believe him: That is Spanish for "ello darlin, do you take it up the Gary".Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Mmmm. I'll file that one away. Might need that one.Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostThat is Spanish for "ello darlin, do you take it up the Gary".How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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That implies the kipper is already smoked. 'I want smoked kipper, return for breakfast'Originally posted by Pondlife View PostQuiero Kipper ahumado, Regresare por desayuno

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El humo me Kipper, voy a estar de vuelta para el desayuno
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Only if you're being polite and British.Originally posted by Bear View PostThat implies the kipper is already smoked. 'I want smoked kipper, return for breakfast'
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El humo me Kipper, voy a estar de vuelta para el desayuno
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Of course, always!Originally posted by Pondlife View PostOnly if you're being polite and British.
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I'm inclinded to think that this question deserves the Groucho Marx reply.
Perhaps it works for some, but I can't see it working out for most.
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