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Shopping for a Bride!
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Shopping for a Bride!
18Yes, you meet a better class a'broad33.33%6No, I like to shop local38.89%7AndyW is my dream bride27.78%5Confusion is a natural state of being -
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Do they do discounts if you trade an older one in? Is there a section where I could find out her 'book value'?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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That can be done for a fee. They need to do extensive test drives, determine the handling, running costs involved etc etc first though.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostDo they do discounts if you trade an older one in? Is there a section where I could find out her 'book value'?Comment
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Why buy when you can rent?Originally posted by Diver View PostWould you shop abroad for a Bride?The Mods stole my post count!Comment
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Looked for a russian bird when i was single after splitting up with my last ex, you certainly wont find love they only want your money so be aware. try www.cuteonly.comWould you shop abroad for a Bride?
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Once upon a time I worked with a shipbuilder based in glasgae. I was part of a team of engineers who prepared bid work and the like and the manager was himself a weegie a posh weegie from Milngavie. A very well spoken kind of chap drove a passat you know...
Like any other day at office expecting no surprises then the phone rang Mr manager answered. Now either I was drinking too much the night before or I was tuned to radio España. Funniest thing ever for that moment at least hearing the manager yatter away in fluent Spanish.
It was not until some months later during a launch that we (the engineers) saw the wife, herrllo, we said while all wearing grins that would make a cheshire cat look sad. Turns out the manager met his wife while travelling in south America.... swising
The point is, you think (or at least i do quite often) you know someone then kaboom they just keep on surprising you... well that was our manager. Kind of like Ace rimmer - what a guy.Last edited by scooterscot; 28 August 2008, 09:18."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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So what is Spanish for "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"Originally posted by scooterscot View PostThe point is, you think (or at least i do quite often) you know someone then kaboom they just keep on surprising you... well that was our manager. Kind of like Ace rimmer - what a guy.
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostOnce upon a time I worked with a shipbuilder based in glasgae. I was part of a team of engineers who prepared bid work and the like and the manager was himself a weegie a posh weegie from Milngavie. A very well spoken kind of chap drove a passat you know...
Like any other day at office expecting no surprises then the phone rang Mr manager answered. Now either I was drinking too much the night before or I was tuned to radio España. Funniest thing ever for that moment at least hearing the manager yatter away in fluent Spanish.
It was not until some months later during a launch that we (the engineers) saw the wife, herrllo, we said while all wearing grins that would make a cheshire cat look sad. Turns out the manager met his wife while travelling in south America.... swising
The point is, you think (or at least i do quite often) you know someone then kaboom they just keep on surprising you... well that was our manager. Kind of like Ace rimmer - what a guy.
have you been drinking this morning?Still InvoicingComment
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Quiero Kipper ahumado, Regresare por desayunoOriginally posted by BA to the Stars View PostSo what is Spanish for "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"

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