Reply to: Shall I put the light on?

[AtW]

I'm still sitting in the dark here.....

Are you in Crimea?

[BrilloPad]

I'm still sitting in the dark here.....

Its the same with us divorced blokes. Without a woman we are in the dark.

Lack of cash for leccy does not help either.

[vetran]

OBCQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Js_WUsXpxg

[DimPrawn]

I hate to encourage DP. But this is the ultimate stupid question thread. Lacey with sarcasm. A shame that all other DP posts have been sh1te.....

I'm still sitting in the dark here.....

[vetran]

No

they don't call you Dim for nothing!

[BrilloPad]

And again... lol

It is 7 years old! Have you not read the first timers guide? Do some research before asking stupid questions....

I hate to encourage DP. But this is the ultimate stupid question thread. Lacey with sarcasm. A shame that all other DP posts have been sh1te.....

[northernladuk]

Any particular reason for resurrecting this year-old post? How did you even find it?

And again... lol

[BrilloPad]

Only after you have bought winter tyres.

HTH

[BrilloPad]

Haven't you just gotten married?

Shouldn't you be in the Seychelles porking the missus silly?

How odd to choose CUK as your honeymoon.....

Have to wait until twins go on holiday with their mother and Mrs bp's sister can look after baby bp. we go a week Saturday.

But I still hope to post on cuk on honeymoon.....

[Jet Setter]

You do know the difference between light and hard don't you?

...you can go to sleep with a light on.

[Pogle]

We have a remote control for the lights, I keep it next to the lamps it controls

[lilelvis2000]

you mean you don't have the clapper? clap clap, on , clap off!
Genius...though you do need to get up and install it...hmmmm

[DimPrawn]

I suggest you lick the chutney spoon instead

HTH

Haven't you just gotten married?

Shouldn't you be in the Seychelles porking the missus silly?

How odd to choose CUK as your honeymoon.....

[BrilloPad]

Any particular reason for resurrecting this year-old post? How did you even find it?

[RichardCranium]

Maybe it needs a poll?

If he had a Pole he wouldn't need to get up to do it.

Oh! Poll

Real contractors employ Philippino ladyboy as hand servants, not East Europeans.

Probably.