Shall I put the light on?

[d000hg]

Any particular reason for resurrecting this year-old post? How did you even find it?

[chef]

what kind of contractor are you?

get a usb desk light

[RichardCranium]

Maybe it needs a poll?

If he had a Pole he wouldn't need to get up to do it.

Oh! Poll

Real contractors employ Philippino ladyboy as hand servants, not East Europeans.

Probably.

[BrilloPad]

Any particular reason for resurrecting this year-old post? How did you even find it?

[DimPrawn]

I suggest you lick the chutney spoon instead

HTH

Haven't you just gotten married?

Shouldn't you be in the Seychelles porking the missus silly?

How odd to choose CUK as your honeymoon.....

[lilelvis2000]

you mean you don't have the clapper? clap clap, on , clap off!
Genius...though you do need to get up and install it...hmmmm

[Pogle]

We have a remote control for the lights, I keep it next to the lamps it controls

[Jet Setter]

You do know the difference between light and hard don't you?

...you can go to sleep with a light on.

[BrilloPad]

Haven't you just gotten married?

Shouldn't you be in the Seychelles porking the missus silly?

How odd to choose CUK as your honeymoon.....

Have to wait until twins go on holiday with their mother and Mrs bp's sister can look after baby bp. we go a week Saturday.

But I still hope to post on cuk on honeymoon.....

[BrilloPad]

Only after you have bought winter tyres.

HTH